Last year, it was bees – this year, it’s bats.
I’m trying to think of a Man-Bata joke, but nothing’s coming.
Yeah, that was meant to be just Man-Bat. Stupid lack of sleep.
Bruce Wayne sits, pondering over his future…
WAYNE: Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot…to confront them, I must disguise myself as a…
Ahem, as A…
No bats? Well, darn. Sorry, Pops, I guess I’d better get back to billionaire philanthropy, then.
SAVE THE BATS!
I just saw a bat tonight, outside of Publix. It was a-swoopin’ and flyin’ like nobody’s business eating mosquitoes. Woo! Go bats!!
The site won’t load for me, but the basic gist of it is that bats are dying in startling numbers because the environment’s fucked because of global warming, clearing forests, and just in general maligning and killing bats for no good reason? Just guessing here… I’ve been hearing that for a while, so it’s no surprise to me; bat numbers have been dropping for years.
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