Remember a while back I mentioned how there was this big “dead zone” of oxygen-depleted water off the Pacific Coast?
There’s a lot more of them, and they’re growing very fast.
It’s not the quantity but the size that matters.
(This is where someone says ‘That’s what she said’ and we all laugh.)
That’s what she said! (What can I say, I’m weak.)
So does anybody know how to cook jellyfish? This seems like it’s going to be real important information in the next decade.
Google is your friend. The first link, Sesame Jellyfish, sounds kind of good actually.
“the rise of slime.”
I’m torn between a Ghostbusters II joke and a Nickelodeon joke.
Quick! We must deploy the ceramic deep-sea divers with their little bubbles! Maybe some pirate treasure chests while we’re at it.
I don’t know, I think “the rise of slime” is one of the most terrifying-in-context phrases, ever. I can deal with highly evolved octopus overlords, but shit, JELLYFISH? We are screwed.
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