Seriously! If you already voted, then don’t vote because that’s illegal and stuff. But otherwise you should totally go vote! Get in line if you have to! Voting is important!
In the meantime, although I of course recommend you vote for Barack Obama, if you cannot bring yourself to vote for him, I heartily recommend Jeff Boss for the Presidency. Despite the fact that Mr. Boss is clearly a sort of a crazy person, his platform still manages to be better and more specific than John McCain’s.
And if you don’t want to vote for a man you’ve never seen, you can see him rocking the “suit and baseball cap” combo outfit on his Senate campaign page. Yes, Jeff Boss is running for both President and Senator of New Jersey at the same time! That is because Jeff Boss has work ethic, man.