You may not have been aware that there was an election in India yesterday, but there was. And here’s the good news: there is good news! Mostly because the BJP, which stands for something in Hindi that I believe translates to “fuck all Muslims everywhere,” got soundly hammered by the Congress party coalition, representing basically the sober centrist middle of Indian politics (and which is home to the latest iteration of the Gandhi political dynasty, Rahul Gandhi).
So now you may discuss this with your friends over coffee and seem knowledgeable. You are welcome!