I’d say “Look behind you” but in the movies I’ve seen, looking behind you never seems to work out well.
Now I want to see a story where a monster follows a guy around everywhere, but the guy never looks behind him, so the monster never has a chance to attack him.
Oh My God, if monsters need to be noticed in order to scare people, that means they must suffer from crippling self-esteem issues. Could it be that all they need is… someone to love them (cue sentimental orchestration)?
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