Another op-ed at Torontoist about Rob Ford (which in part incorporates a bit of yesterday’s post, because the editors asked if they could do and why not, but it’s mostly new material).
They misspelled your blog name. Good piece, though.
You’ll be thrilled to know that this has gotten so bad, we news folks in San Diego actually ran a whole piece about Ford last night pretty high up in our show. That’s rare.
We’ve had our own troubles with a Mayor recently (former Mayor is now a convicted felon for harassing women). So it’s not just you.
What, you think someone’s going to just show up and give you a break from writing about Rob Ford?
I AM THE ONE WHO BREAKS FROM WRITING ABOUT ROB FORD
I need a break from seeing pictures of Rob Ford’s ugly face. I’m 100% certain at this point that his parents are Augustus Gloop and a mean-spirited potato.
Let’s see. Drinks enough that he has “drunken stupors”. Could probably answer yes to all twenty of AA’s twenty questions. Clearly full blown alcoholic. Addictive nature. Has admitted to smoking “a lot of weed”. A lot of weed in someone with other addictions is a problem. And yet he still wants us to believe he doesn’t have a problem with addiction.
Addiction aside, the man is a bully, a coward, a disaster, a liar, and a criminal. The circus has to end. He and his brother have done incredible damage to the reputation of the city with this endless string of pratfalls, misbehaviour, disregard for law, criminal breaches, and sneering contempt for everyone who doesn’t see the world just like they do.
Residents of the Washington, DC area can sympathize. We know what it’s like to have a crack-smoking, prostitute-screwing, bullying, loudmouthed, incompetent buffoon for mayor.
Would you believe that after Marion Barry got out of prison, he won re-election as mayor? And that he’s been on the city council for over ten years after that and is there still? Hopefully Toronto will avoid that indignity. I wish you luck.
Can we talk about Betty being a psychotic Archie stalker, you know, as a way of relaxing from 24/7 Idjit-Mayor?
Are you the guy Mayor Crackhead is threatening to murder in his latest episode? Those tweets about Doug Ford must have really got under his skin.
Have you seen the latest video release? Wow…I thought our ex-mayor in Detroit was bad.
And when you can compare yourself unfavorably to Detroit? That’s says something.
It’s a pretty big list of people who have called those two liars, thieves, and worse. I certainly have. These brothers hold first place tie for Biggest Assholes of 2013.
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