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Salieri said on April 21st, 2008 at 4:12 pm

That sick bastard has broken my dreams. I’m changing my name to Rocky Racoon so that I can shoot his legs off.

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JoshR said on April 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm

It’s a sign of how far the internet has dragged me down that my only reaction was “Huh, that’s not bad, at least he’s not expecting fecal play or anything.”

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chenry said on April 21st, 2008 at 4:30 pm

The sound of terror that slipped past my lips is beyond my ability to transcribe into words.

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Nick Shogun said on April 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm

*vomits in mouth*

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Bitsy said on April 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm

So I suppose that makes this post Gonzo Journalism.

*RUNS LIKE HELL*

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Salmo said on April 21st, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Either MGK reads Fleshbot or Fleshbot reads MGK. Or, you know, they both saw the same CL post or someone linked it to them. But it’s more fun to directly involve the porn blog.

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Kais86 said on April 21st, 2008 at 5:23 pm

*Starts projectile vomiting.*

OK now that I got that out of my system…. all I can say is wow and curse MGK for inflicting this upon me, but that is OK that only means I can inflict it upon my friends. I think this person should be purged from the gene pool lest he inflict a spawn upon the human race, then again I think that about alot of people.

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karellan said on April 21st, 2008 at 5:45 pm

You know, if I had to describe my feelings toward this in one word, “YAGHUIUUUGHHHAGH” is probably that word. Way to sum it up!

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rwe1138 said on April 21st, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Today is the day my innocence died.

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Will said on April 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm

After I regained consciousness, the first thing I did was sent this to a Muppet loving friend of mine. Twenty minutes later, I recieved a voice mail, and all she said was “You Bastard.”

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RockLobster said on April 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm

Meh,

The Muppets were tainted for me the first time I watched Peter Jackson’s early movie, “Meet the Feebles”

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Bunnyofdoom said on April 21st, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Good sweet christ on a cracker! WHAT THE FECK? I HATE THE WORLD NOW!

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Andre said on April 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm

There is no emoticon for this.

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Bret said on April 21st, 2008 at 9:07 pm

Well, technically there is an emoticon, but it was banned by the Geneva convention.

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Rob Brown said on April 21st, 2008 at 10:21 pm

I’m not one to be judgmental about people because of their fetishes or anything…but I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! :D

And Will, your anecdote about sending it to your Muppet fan friend is going to keep me going for another 10 minutes at least.

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LurkerWithout said on April 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 am

Muppet Furry Fetishests? MUPPET? FURRY!? FETISHESTS!?!

DIE INTERNET DIE!!!

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CandidGamera said on April 22nd, 2008 at 8:47 am

“Must be able to speak in a falsetto voice and refer to me as ‘Kermie’.”

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kyle said on April 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am

this is the strangest “Why I Should Write the Legion” out there…

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Eric S. Smith said on April 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

What a bunch of squares y’all are.

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Dane said on April 22nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Eh. Let the man have his fetish.

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