Blue Beetle knows that nothing slams evil like well-coordinated J-hops.
Blue Beetle knows that scimitars are wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-wack.
Blue Beetle knows that the 6-step is foundational to any anti-villain martial arts program, but has progressed to the legendary fourteenth step.
Blue Beetle knows that masked goons have never been part of the four elements of hip-hop and never will be.
Blue Beetle’s suicides don’t shiv, bro.
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It’s… it’s beautiful.
Thankyou for this.
Oh god yessssss…
Nice “Thou Shalt Always Kill” reference in there, too.
Don’t be too harsh on the artists now, maybe he’s just doing capoeira.
Ditko was clearly ahead of his time.
(Not philosophically, of course, but fortunately even Randites can get down.)
I work with a guy named Todd Korb, and I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve called him Ted.
I take back, like, 90% of the bad things I ever said about you.
Blue Beetle: So good at kicking your arse, he doesn’t even need to look badass doing it.
Batman wins because people are scared of him (oh yeah, and his mastery of multiple martial arts systems, incredible athleticism, cool gadgets and scary plans). Blue Beetle wins because he’s just that good.
How is Ted cool enough to breakdance people into unconsciousness, yet square enough to not understand what it means to turn a trick?
I cracked up on the fourteen step.
How can I be the first person to say this? Ahem…
TEDDY KORDO!
Suddenly, the universe makes sense.
Sure, but he could onloy break it that good when Booster Gold was dropping the beats.
That brought a little joy into my day, thanks!
I feel like of all the Justice League Dance Crews out there, The Super Buddies would stomp the yard by a mile…
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