Neville Longbottom is the only one of that gaggle of morons that I’d trust with anything sharper than a crayon. I have never liked Harry Potter, but if J.K. Rowling wrote a book entirely about the adventures of Neville, I would be the first in line at Borders.
I’m pretty sure that when Neville, while ON FIRE, pulled the sword out of the Sorting Hat and sliced off that snake’s fuckin’ head, the only thing Voldemort was thinking was “Oh crap, I tried to kill the wrong baby.”
I notice that Ron and Luna do not have a little piece of rolled paper. Does this mean they do not graduate? If so, then why are they in the fricking robes in the first place?
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brilliant.
Now we get to see them singing equally as bad as they act.
also, the grim expressions on everyone’s face but neville’s is a source of amusement.
Since you beat me to the Neville observation, I will observe in response that Harry looks like he is about to kung-fu your ass. Grimly.
Neville Longbottom is the only one of that gaggle of morons that I’d trust with anything sharper than a crayon. I have never liked Harry Potter, but if J.K. Rowling wrote a book entirely about the adventures of Neville, I would be the first in line at Borders.
Ginny’s cracking me up.
What’s Harry holding? A bottle of anal lube? A flesh light?
HA HA low grade-point average.
What’s this supposed to be? Harry Potter goes to St Andrews?
And, yeah, agreed. Harry’s a whiny brat, Ron’s actor looks like a muppet, but Neville at least seems kind of cool.
SPOILER: DUMBLEDORE DOESN’T GRADUATE.
NOOOO! BIIIITCH! YOU BITCH!
Baqula: In fairness, Luna doesn’t look grim either. At least, based on having read the books, I’m guessing that’s Luna.
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
I’m pretty sure that when Neville, while ON FIRE, pulled the sword out of the Sorting Hat and sliced off that snake’s fuckin’ head, the only thing Voldemort was thinking was “Oh crap, I tried to kill the wrong baby.”
I notice that Ron and Luna do not have a little piece of rolled paper. Does this mean they do not graduate? If so, then why are they in the fricking robes in the first place?
@K. McAleese: Luckily, they found matching choir robes?
I smell an AMV…
A grim AMV.
Set to Linkin Park or System of a Down or Nickelback. Or maybe a mashup of all three.
Yes, salmo, Neville is a badass (the highlight of the book, really).
NOW ITS EVEN GAYER!
pure genius. ‘Tis now my computer backround.
Pity it’s not Hairspray, then Dumbledore could play Mum [GGG].
Excellent spork. Might actually be better than some of the angsty emo-tear-of-doom HP has delivered…