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Aug
“This is a T-bone. It makes a ‘tuh’ sound.”
“Hello little man-steak. I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
“Hey, this steak kinda looks like your crotch!”
“At least THAT meat would satisfy me, limpdick!”
“Bless you, Moose. Your sacrifice will allow the rest of us to survive in this unforgiving wilderness.”
“We’ve been out here a half hour, asshole!”
“Finally, a T! I can now write the Necromonicon entirely in steak, as its creators intended!”
“You already summoned Betty. I’m leaving before she devours all of our souls.”
“Whoever committed the crime left this butt print!”
“I ain’t agreein’ to nuthin’ until I see a lawyer!”
“Well, did my thong survive?”
“Yes, it’s alive…and in perfect hibernation.”
‘It just needs a bit of tenderising.’
‘Betty has just stabbed me in the knee with a syringe of spanish fly, and you want to talk about beating your meat?’
“You said you would give me a gift that symbolized my skill at romance. Why a steak?”
“Because it’s *rare*.”
(Betty) “Oooh, burn.”
Chuck: This steak pities you fools.
Nancy: Oh quit your Jibber Jabber!
“Lady Gaga made my new Mr. Terrific costume!”
“…”
“GROUND BEEF!”
“I’m going to murder you.”
“Sawed off! Take *that*, Bevo!” “Laugh it up, Aggie. You’re sleeping on the couch!”
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“This is a T-bone. It makes a ‘tuh’ sound.”
“Hello little man-steak. I WILL DESTROY YOU!”
“Hey, this steak kinda looks like your crotch!”
“At least THAT meat would satisfy me, limpdick!”
“Bless you, Moose. Your sacrifice will allow the rest of us to survive in this unforgiving wilderness.”
“We’ve been out here a half hour, asshole!”
“Finally, a T! I can now write the Necromonicon entirely in steak, as its creators intended!”
“You already summoned Betty. I’m leaving before she devours all of our souls.”
“Whoever committed the crime left this butt print!”
“I ain’t agreein’ to nuthin’ until I see a lawyer!”
“Well, did my thong survive?”
“Yes, it’s alive…and in perfect hibernation.”
‘It just needs a bit of tenderising.’
‘Betty has just stabbed me in the knee with a syringe of spanish fly, and you want to talk about beating your meat?’
“You said you would give me a gift that symbolized my skill at romance. Why a steak?”
“Because it’s *rare*.”
(Betty) “Oooh, burn.”
Chuck: This steak pities you fools.
Nancy: Oh quit your Jibber Jabber!
“Lady Gaga made my new Mr. Terrific costume!”
“…”
“GROUND BEEF!”
“I’m going to murder you.”
“Sawed off! Take *that*, Bevo!” “Laugh it up, Aggie. You’re sleeping on the couch!”