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jeeperso said on August 9th, 2011 at 9:18 am

“This is a T-bone. It makes a ‘tuh’ sound.”

“Hello little man-steak. I WILL DESTROY YOU!”

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The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on August 9th, 2011 at 9:43 am

“Hey, this steak kinda looks like your crotch!”

“At least THAT meat would satisfy me, limpdick!”

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GoatToucher said on August 9th, 2011 at 12:03 pm

“Bless you, Moose. Your sacrifice will allow the rest of us to survive in this unforgiving wilderness.”

“We’ve been out here a half hour, asshole!”

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“Finally, a T! I can now write the Necromonicon entirely in steak, as its creators intended!”

“You already summoned Betty. I’m leaving before she devours all of our souls.”

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“Whoever committed the crime left this butt print!”

“I ain’t agreein’ to nuthin’ until I see a lawyer!”

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“Well, did my thong survive?”

“Yes, it’s alive…and in perfect hibernation.”

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‘It just needs a bit of tenderising.’

‘Betty has just stabbed me in the knee with a syringe of spanish fly, and you want to talk about beating your meat?’

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tinheart said on August 9th, 2011 at 4:46 pm

“You said you would give me a gift that symbolized my skill at romance. Why a steak?”

“Because it’s *rare*.”

(Betty) “Oooh, burn.”

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Chuck: This steak pities you fools.

Nancy: Oh quit your Jibber Jabber!

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“Lady Gaga made my new Mr. Terrific costume!”

“…”

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“GROUND BEEF!”

“I’m going to murder you.”

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