Cupid looks older than he typically puts himself out as. Can he claim he’s unfairly given goat love assignments based on age? What’s the Canadian equivalent of the ADEA?
El Tyrano Magnifico really ought to be more respectful of his elders.
He’s clearly in accordance with Code 38.25B, which requires the use of either the Venezuelan headlock, the Chupacabra Claw Grab, or El Blanco Leg Chop when dealing with a man over 60 who has refused a summons.
I realize the Venezuelan headlock is not the usual solution, but that doesn’t make is disrespectful.
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GOd, I really hope this becomes a running feature.
Ditto. The world needs more Venezuelan Headscissors.
God bless!
Squee, he’s so cute! I demand merchandise — a squishy doll.
I have missed El Tyrano Magnifico~! Thank God he is here to spread the word of love arbitration~!
That’s kind of adorable. Poor Cupid, though. El Tyrano Magnifico really ought to be more respectful of his elders.
I had no idea Canadian lawyers dressed like Mexican wrestlers.
Luchador love cannot be denied!
Cupid looks older than he typically puts himself out as. Can he claim he’s unfairly given goat love assignments based on age? What’s the Canadian equivalent of the ADEA?
Having waited for the return of the greatest of all luchador lawyers, I have to beg for one thing more.
El Tyrano Magnifico serving “Glen Beck” (or a paper thin parody thereof)for slander, malfeasance and incompetance in journalism.
This needs to be.
Hooray for El Tyrano Magnifico!
More, please!
Savor!
El Tyrano Magnifico really ought to be more respectful of his elders.
He’s clearly in accordance with Code 38.25B, which requires the use of either the Venezuelan headlock, the Chupacabra Claw Grab, or El Blanco Leg Chop when dealing with a man over 60 who has refused a summons.
I realize the Venezuelan headlock is not the usual solution, but that doesn’t make is disrespectful.