“Dad says that there’s no container deposit law in this state, so the whole thing was just a huge waste of your time. He also congratulates you on failing to earn even hobo wages, years before he expected you would.”
Archie! (In an attempt to get a film title into this somehow) look at the opening you’ve created in the paddle you took from the rear of that specialist vehicle you are now shovelling cans into.
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“NOT what I meant by ‘get a load of my cans’ Archie!”
Someone will look under the cans you idiot! Start digging a hole–I’ll send the servants away.
CAPTION: “The time has come! Annihilation is inevitable!”
VERONICA: “Santa! Oh god, not Santa too!”
This is the worst environmentalist metaphor I’ve ever seen.
CAPTION: When is a door not a door?
VERONICA: “So they ALL contain Jughead’s puréed body? What, did you scoop him in a teaspoon at a time?”
Archie, where the @#%& did you get all that plutonium?!?!?
“Forget the cans, where the hell did you find a working Model T?!”
“What do you mean, you’re getting rid of my father?”
You’ve got another one of these nitwits
http://mightygodking.com/2008/08/25/itunes-top-movie-rentals/#comment-107022
Plus another one here:
http://mightygodking.com/2012/05/22/scott-kurtz-is-still-scott-kurtz/#comment-107031
Spammers. We need to find a way to get them all in one place and nuke it.
“Dad says that there’s no container deposit law in this state, so the whole thing was just a huge waste of your time. He also congratulates you on failing to earn even hobo wages, years before he expected you would.”
Archie! (In an attempt to get a film title into this somehow) look at the opening you’ve created in the paddle you took from the rear of that specialist vehicle you are now shovelling cans into.
Tin car tail oars holed you espy!
So it turns out you can defeat Cybermen with gold OR a shovel.
“Oh God, it’s exactly as the old gypsy woman predicted!”
CAPTION: Meanwhile In San Francisco
VERONICA: Archie! Don’t do it! All those Syrian gas canisters are still ACTIVE…
Thanks, Obama!
William Kendall: Thanks, removed ’em.
Meanwhile in Obama’s America
“Archie, no stop! The recycling center has been closed because of Harry Reid’s Government Shutdown!”
‘Archie, what are you doing!?’
‘I’m stocking up on canned goods for the impending zombie apocalypse, Ronnie! It’s due any day now!’
ARCHIE and VERONICA in: SUPERFUND SWINDLE!
“Hurry, Archie, we need more lead and tin in our soil so Daddy can qualify for federal money to clean our moat!”
“Archie, I’m begging you, don’t go along with Newman’s scheme!”