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Archie Comics: The Improved Story

Posted by MGK Published in Archie (Improved Or Otherwise), Comics, Interactive Fun Time Party

Boy! Hand me an incongruous, humourous juxtaposition!

The Improved Archie’s Fear (May 13th, 2014)
Improved Archie: The Ragin’ Climax (April 8th, 2014)
Who’s Afraid of Improved Archie? (January 30th, 2014)
Fifty Improvements of Archie (December 3rd, 2013)
Seventeen Percent Improved Archie (November 12th, 2013)

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LarryBatman said on March 11th, 2014 at 9:14 am

Don’t act like this is your first crucifixion!

Professor Abraham Van Helsing said on March 11th, 2014 at 9:23 am

Yeah, she was in great pain! Then we cut off her head, and drove a stake through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace.

Chris Lowrance said on March 11th, 2014 at 10:18 am

“JAZZ BREAK!”

William Kendall said on March 11th, 2014 at 10:33 am

“I know it seems awkward the first time you try it, but double penetration’s really got a whole lot going for it. Just as long as you try it on that Betty girl, because if you come anywhere near my Veronica, I’ll have you drawn, quartered, brought back to life, and flayed.”

Zach Butler said on March 11th, 2014 at 12:03 pm

“Swear to god, Andrews, if you hand me another goddamn brass instrument instead of a golf club…”

buzz said on March 11th, 2014 at 4:38 pm

“Excelsior! Face forward, true believers!”

Mitchell Hundred said on March 11th, 2014 at 5:49 pm

Yep, we’ve got a rogue elephant on our hands. Better go with the tranquilizer from the comically large blowpipe.

Jason said on March 11th, 2014 at 6:50 pm

“You got the tee, now where’s the giant ball?!?”

GoatToucher said on March 12th, 2014 at 4:45 pm

I said I’m HORNY, Andrews. Do something about it!

Stig said on March 13th, 2014 at 8:15 am

“Well, if SOMEONE hadn’t mentioned his creep ball Rupert the Bear fetish to my daughter, we wouldn’t be standing here…would we, Andrews? Now be a good boy and insert the Glee Stick down Rupert’s pants.”

JoshR said on March 13th, 2014 at 8:30 am

“I’ll teach this golf ball! Archie! My enema clarinet!

PaulW said on March 15th, 2014 at 9:26 am

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge. – Plato

HrolfK said on March 15th, 2014 at 1:03 pm

Ha! I had my old Cundy-Bettony Silva-Bet gold-plated. They’ll think I’m playing a soprano sax. It’ll blow their minds!

HrolfK said on March 15th, 2014 at 1:06 pm

Damn glass eye has shifted again. Quick boy! My ocular prosthesis positioner!

Noah Brand said on March 16th, 2014 at 4:11 am

Give me a one-wood. Wait… make that one woodwind.

Packerchu said on March 19th, 2014 at 2:04 am

“Oh, don’t even act like you’re embarrassed about public blow jobs!”