Presumably, the Bi-Beast shops at Bi-Best.
That store is obviously biased against Tri-clops.
To me, it reads like a stutter. Or the hippity hops.
It’s part of that Gay Agenda I’ve been hearing about.
I’m trying to work out what they would actually sell.
Reminds me of a supermarket I once saw in Tennessee called Bi-Lo. A friend suggested it had been formed from the merger of Gay-Lo and Straight-Lo.
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