A world where the Avengers are total dicks
You mean, The Ultimates?
oooh, sick burn!
(Alternatively, “You mean, Civil War?”)
What if that Batman needs something out of his utility belt? Wouldn’t it be a pain in the ass to unfasten his Mongo gun hands just to fish out a Batarang? As I keep trying to tell these goddamn kids today with their stupid pants that are either too big or too small, looking “cool” is not the same thing as looking “mentally enfeebled”.
I’d guess by all of his kewl accessories and stuff, Batman’s got some of that nanobot bullshit going on. His mongo guns’ll just turn into hands whenever he needs something out of his belt. Alternatively, his hands will just turn into whatever he needs.
Actually, I did pick up issue #1 (I was enamored of Giffen’s JLA, so a Lord Havok and the Extremists will at least get me to peek). And yes, the first half was pretty much a parody of Civil War.
Though it wasn’t as funny as yours, MGK.
And to think that DC thought it would be cool to make Guy Gardner turn his hands into guns years ago. Remember GUY GARDNER: WARRIOR? Ugh.
But… But… I liked Warrior.
(In fairness, this as the first incarnation of the character I was exposed to, so I may be a little biased )
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