Way back in the day, there was American Seeds.
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The keys strike me as the best of the prizes, myself, although I suppose there are people who really want their own demonic cowboys.
SO…hard..to read…tiny print.
Nearly sprained my eyes squinting at the fine print. But man, that is some funny stuff.
[…] [Snark] “I’ll give you the power to stop time, the formula of love, or any of 70 big prizes.” […]
Damn right seeds are for chumps! Does American Seed even offer *regular* boomerangs? NO!
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