Well, examining my daily hitcount and reader totals as I am wont to do, I note that yesterday’s linkback from PvP better than tripled my usual readership.
In this spirit, I would like to announce the following upcoming posts:
“Are Gabe And Tycho Seditious Communist Agents? The Evidence”
“Joss Whedon: Serial Plagarist”
“Feist Is A Ho”
“Closeted Homosexual or Secret Bi Party-Bear: The Double (Or Triple) Life Of John Byrne” 
“Seriously, People, It’s A Movie About A Killer Fantasy Rabbit, Shut Up About Donnie Darko Already”
“Televisionwithoutpity: Illiterate Hillbilly Orgy”
“The Insane Clown Posse Are Actually Pleasant Gentlemen Who Are Nice To Grandmothers Everywhere”
“Perez Hilton: Fucking Shut The Fuck Up You Fucking Fat Fuckwad”
I look forward to total eventual domination of all media everywhere.
 Actually, I would write this one for real, every day, except I can’t figure out how you spell the noise one makes when one is slurping cock.