This is the most awesome thing in god knows how long.
Apparently the Big Bad is Michael Jordan, who sided with the government a la Superman in Dark Knight Returns. And Barkley’s son is named Hoopz. This is quite possibly one of the greatest things ever.
What. The. Fuck.
ONE BILLION B-BALLS DRIBBLING SIMULTANEOUSLY THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.
ONE TRILLION B-BALLS BEING SLAM DUNKED THROUGH A HOOP THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS.
I CAN FEEL EVERY SINGLE B-BALL THAT HAS EXISTED AT MY FINGERTIPS, I CAN FEEL THEIR COLLECTIVE KNOWLEDGE CHANNELING THROUGH MY VEINS.
…it’s still not Shaq-Fu. For this, I am grateful.
“Neo New York”.
Best. City name. Ever.
That’s the OLD trailer. The new one’s much, much better.
Also, the game itself can be found here:
It’s definitely worth playing. I’m almost done, and I’ve had a cyborg Vince Carter in my party and am fighting Kevin Garnet in a Martial Arts tournament.
The game is actually fantastic, I played it all through last weekend and I don’t know anything about basketball and its still the funniest game I’ve ever played and the best RPG I’ve played all year.
Also, Proto Neo New York also exists.
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