For a mere ten thousand dollars, I will take a polygraph test which will completely prove that John McCain had his gay mansexual way with me and an illegal immigrant in a torrid homo-pervert three-way. Then, he spat on the Bible and affirmed his dual loyalties to the Democratic Party and Osama Bin Laden.
Ten thousand bucks, Mr. Huckabee. How can you pass up a bargain like that? Eh? Eh?