Well, not per se, anyhow.
I miss Scream TV. I wish I could afford adding it to our cable package.
Rule 36 – No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish. No exceptions.
Scream annoyed me. Okay, I liked the idea of getting a host to introduce each movie, but did it have to be the most irritating person they could drag in off the street? I couldn’t stand that chick, the one who played a bunch of different characters, all equally lame. What ever happened to that host they had waaaaaay back, the one who was just herself? She was awesome. Extremely knowledgable, wish I could remember her name.
They could have picked a better clip than the rather phallic chestburster, but even if it was the news it would still be fantastically suspect.
I dunno, I like the idea that 35-year-old men are routinely scared shitless by a 29-year-old movie.
Fact: ALIEN gets even fucking scarier each time you see it.
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