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Chris Russell said on June 6th, 2008 at 10:26 am

Possibly the single best-educated subway driver ever.

Also: closing tags is good.

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don’t get near it! it will spread it’s wings and hiss at you!

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karellan said on June 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am

The train I use to get to Chicago from Indiana (the South Shore) shares tracks with Chicago’s train system (the Metra), and we’re always getting announcements about how the Metra guys are slowing us down. “We apologize for the delay folks. When the Metra train in front of us tore down the electrical line, their technicians left their tools on the tracks. We’re currently waiting for them to come move them so we can continue.” They’re always really snide about it too.

No geese though.

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mightybaldking said on June 6th, 2008 at 10:58 am

I was late to work today because some guy hit a deer on the highway.

At Finch and 400.

WTF is a deer doing there?

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I had a dream/nightmare last night in which a subway train killed six people inside a yellow Beetle. For real. SIX PEOPLE INSIDE A BEETLE.

Anyway, I guess it wasn’t at Toronto, or the driver would have stopped.

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Geese are pretty vicious. I could understand how a crew of untrained animal handlers would fail to get it to move, or really even get close.

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mightybaldking said on June 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Mynd you, gøøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

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michael said on June 6th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

We apologise again for the fault in the comments. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

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rwe1138 said on June 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Better a goose than a couch on the tracks.

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*snickers*

Yeah, you people beat me to the Monty Python jokes.

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He hasn’t yet read the updated Handbook, which clearly states that “goose on the tracks” is the new code phrase for another suicide by train.

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