The infamous, rumoured tape of Michelle Obama screeching a hate-filled tirade against “whitey” has finally leaked onto the interwoobs. I present it here in the interest of full disclosure.
You son of a bitch. How dare you undermine the trust I placed in Obama like this!
I can only post Barack Obama’s public response to Michelle Obama’s tirade:
…I hate you.
JC already tried this one. …You are both marked men.
First the dap, now the rickrolling – what more will the Obamas do to destroy America?!
It’s only going to get worse once the Ashley Tisdale cover circulates.
You glorious motherfucker. You’d be a magnificent bastard, but that one’s reserved for the guy who actually put it together.
I… I like this song.
There would be a special place in Hell for you, if there was a Hell.
Yawn. You can do better than this.
First time I’ve ever been successfully rickrolled. I was expecting a gag, but not THAT gag, damnit.
Congratulations. You are now a bigger asshole than I am.
I am impressed.
Given that this was obviously going to be a joke, my first thought was, ‘I’ll be so disappointed in Chris if this is a RickRoll’. You’ve let me down, Chris.
DAMN YOU! I haven’t commented on your posts yet, but I’m a recent new reader.
With that said? Damn you, again! I actually fell for a damn Rick Roll for the first time since that Muppets Bloopers one.
The last time I rickrolled someone, they wished me AIDS and death, in that order. I do not wish you either, I will merely type: well played.
Now, the question becomes, will Doctor Doom rickroll Reed Richards in the latest quest for My Little Pony supremacy?
Fuck, I should have seen that coming.
More proof that Black Osama is a secret Muslim elitist.
will Doctor Doom rickroll Reed Richards in the latest quest for My Little Pony supremacy
I so *totally* want to see this. 😀
Michelle sure looked different back then…
I actually sat through the 1:38 of video, and I must say I kinda enjoyed myself.
Heh, now this is why I always read the comments before clicking links…
Except of course now I am curious to what awful nonsense is on there… must… resist… clicking…
Damn it. First time I’ve ever been successfully RickRoll’d. As has been said already… Well played. I guess I’m just relieved it wasn’t real. I clicked on that going into full on Apologist mode. “Oh, well, the way she said “whitey must die” was really taken out of context.”
What a douche (that’s you)!
I honestly thought you were better than this.
My deepest shame is that I have now been Rick Rolled twice with the same damned video.
My only excuse is that I read so many Obama blogs that I can’t even remotely remember every Obama vid I’ve seen.
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