Such as this “found script” of Michael Bay writing The Dark Knight.
The second I got to “Back in Black”, my brain started oozing out of my ears.
[…] is one of the more awesome things that I have seen, like ever. My favorite part is below. (RG MightyGodKing) Bruce: We hack the internet. Alfred: Hack the internet? Bruce: Yes, hack the internet. General: No […]
Like I said before, that’s pure gold.
Ellipsis character? Italics? This was obviously faked in Microsoft Word, and is proof that Dan Rather has an anti-Bay bias. CBS = Can’t Believe Script.
I laughed at the script, then was deeply saddened at the number of comments indicating that people thought it was real.
Not to say that a Bay batman wouldn’t look exactly like that, but he would use prettier language in describing it.
Hah! That was really weird, and also pretty cool. And poked fun at all the weird things in the Transformers movie.
It’s a pretty good joke, but it needs much more use of the word “awesome.”
I couldn’t get past the 5th page, I started to get a headache in my eye.
What killed the joke for me was I remembered that Michael Bay doesn’t really do his own scripts, and that the guy who did write Transformers is, Transformers’ generalized ridiculousness aside, a fairly decent fellow.
I’d rather see a “real” Ang Lee script for some other superhero.
Freaking hilarious. And all the more alarming with Bay remaking The Birds. 10:1 says that the titular birds turn out to be genetically engineered battle avians or some such tat.
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