Just when I think I am out, they drag me back in.

Fail.

Ladies and gentlemen, my first official troll! I’m so proud. –MGK

I never understood how Hawkman’s regular-sized eyeballs somehow turned into giant hawk-sized googly eyeballs when he put on his hat. I mean, those are some seriously gigantic googly hawk eyeballs he’s got there.

“Come on, it’s frigging Power Girl!”

Damn straight brother!

I can definitly say, without any hesitation, that that was indeed Thanos.

Good work, sir. I think that the only other thing that could’ve improved Special Hawkman more would’ve been to staple it shut.

Funny and good. But someone is going to have to give me a synopsis of the real one so I can resist the urge to find out what they hell is actually going on.

I just skipped the original comic entirely. Now, the next time I read a DC comic, I’m alwas going to wonder where the pudding is.

Definitely Thanos.

You know, I think the line, “Sometimes, you have to SCHOOL unknown energies,” needs to enter common usage.

Nice work. Though I think the best bits were in the beginning. And the Ollie comments. Gotta love the Ollie comments.

It was probably around the same time DC noticed that Guy Gardner was their only confessed Republican, and decided to add political balance to their stories rather than lose that valuable Reaganite demographic.

You’d think Republicans would be MORE incensed, if anything, to have fucking Hawkman be their political representative?

“What? Oh shit, guys, we need to keep The Power Pack fair and balanced. Fuck it, just have Jack quote Margaret Thatcher or something.”

“What? Oh shit, guys, we need to keep The Power Pack fair and balanced. Fuck it, just have Jack quote Margaret Thatcher or something.”

….I’m actually grooving on the idea of a political Power Pack storyline. Like, Katie discovers politics and Jack and Julie get into a strawman Republican v. Democrat thing and then Alex goes all Captain America and teaches them about being informed voters.

Having read the real issue shortly after this, one thing I love is the fact that you don’t really need to have read the comic being mocked here. As much as it’s being made fun of, the plot shown in MGK’s version is a surprisingly accurate rendering of what goes on in the actual comic. If anything, it’s just dialogue that’s more honest about what’s actually happening than Starlin’s.

Delightful, and I thought the original comic was pretty OK too! (For some reason I’ve been unreasonably fond of Starlin since Mystery in Space, even though Death of the New Gods and most of Rann/Thanagar Holy War have been dreck.)

Is Mrs. Shapsut’s first name “Hot”, by any chance?

… I could tell Hawkman what “aberrant” means…

But I won’t, because he’s gonna fuck up this whole pudding thing and I bet my part of the universe turns into crapioca.

See, I never read the original (like with most of these), but just like with Death of the New Gods and Civil War I now feel completely informed.

Really. And the bad guy looks like he had pulled a garbage bag tightly over his head cor a cowl.

Will there be more? Please let there be more. . .

I lol’ed.

Moar, ever so pretty pleeeaaaassseee?

At least he sorta died like it showed him dying.