hey, Kryptonians lined their walls with corpolite, so maybe’s there’s something to it.
What? No 2 girls & 1 cup “reference”?
And I knew JJJ was kinky…just not THAT kinky.
Please, leave any girls and cup references out of this, for the love of humanity.
Yes. This is the most horrible thing you have ever done.
HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME.
I was going to write something along the lines of “Horrible, no. Unsanitary, yes”…
…until i realized you actually made more than the one on the main page… so yes, I will sincerely concur that this is the most horrible thing you’ve ever done.
I’m afraid your mind has been forever altered by the Internet.
HELLO Spiderman! I am GAY for POOP!
What’s with poop today? First xkcd and now this. I’ve been trying to forget that damn cup for months now!
Say, if it isn’t my archnemesis… POOP!
But yes, this is the most horrible thing you’ve ever done. Ultimate Powers #2 is a bastion of morality in comparison.
I’m guessing the original ads were for brownies, but it’s nice to pretend things were always like this.
Yes. I can’t even descripe the horrors you should suffer for this. Granted I got a giggle out of it, but still. How could you defile the awesome, no, JAWsomeness that was the old Hostess cakes ads? Those ads were so amazing. More villains should be beatable simpily because you give them a frosted treat.
Also, what the hell is the deal with today? xkcd, you, then what CNN?
On a barely more serious note, I would actually buy Amazing Spider-Man if it was like this. I mean if your going to make a mockery of the character you might as well go balls out.
Nah, Kyle, Hostess ads are your safe bet for this one.
I wonder if poopreport had anything to do with this craze, or if it’s just cashing in
And here I hoped that everyone would just laugh without taking a stupid potshot at Marvel. Le sigh . . .
Funny and horrible both, just right.
Love the Deadpool ref.
@Andrew: When they stop having their characters stop making crazy OOC descisions, I’ll stop taking pot shots at them.
Its like a shittier version of Marvel Zombies.
and yes, i just made that pun.
You say most horrible, I say most awesome. But then I’m a sick, sick bastard who laughs at poop jokes.
OMG! These are so very twisted and full of poopy goodness.
That sounds like Deepak Chopra, all right.
I am Compoopter! Bow before me! No, face the other way!
This was a good thing to read after my enema today. Thank you, MGK.
Poor Spidey. The only sane man in a world gone to crap.
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I reckon I don’t know my Spiderman Hostess villain team-ups, but who’s that guy in the first comic? Braille Man?
The Hostess villains were often never given names, so don’t be suprised if you never find out.
He looks like an old punch-card.
The guy in the third ad is actually a regular villain. It was Man Mountain Marko.
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