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Johnny_Deadman said on August 25th, 2008 at 9:25 am

hey, Kryptonians lined their walls with corpolite, so maybe’s there’s something to it.

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K. McAleese said on August 25th, 2008 at 9:32 am

What? No 2 girls & 1 cup “reference”?

And I knew JJJ was kinky…just not THAT kinky.

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Please, leave any girls and cup references out of this, for the love of humanity.

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Yes. This is the most horrible thing you have ever done.

HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME.

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I was going to write something along the lines of “Horrible, no. Unsanitary, yes”…

…until i realized you actually made more than the one on the main page… so yes, I will sincerely concur that this is the most horrible thing you’ve ever done.

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I’m afraid your mind has been forever altered by the Internet.

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zero democracy said on August 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am

HELLO Spiderman! I am GAY for POOP!

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What’s with poop today? First xkcd and now this. I’ve been trying to forget that damn cup for months now!

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malakim2099 said on August 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am

Say, if it isn’t my archnemesis… POOP!

But yes, this is the most horrible thing you’ve ever done. Ultimate Powers #2 is a bastion of morality in comparison. :)

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I’m guessing the original ads were for brownies, but it’s nice to pretend things were always like this.

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Lister Sage said on August 25th, 2008 at 11:56 am

Yes. I can’t even descripe the horrors you should suffer for this. Granted I got a giggle out of it, but still. How could you defile the awesome, no, JAWsomeness that was the old Hostess cakes ads? Those ads were so amazing. More villains should be beatable simpily because you give them a frosted treat.

Also, what the hell is the deal with today? xkcd, you, then what CNN?

On a barely more serious note, I would actually buy Amazing Spider-Man if it was like this. I mean if your going to make a mockery of the character you might as well go balls out.

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Nah, Kyle, Hostess ads are your safe bet for this one.

I wonder if poopreport had anything to do with this craze, or if it’s just cashing in

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And here I hoped that everyone would just laugh without taking a stupid potshot at Marvel. Le sigh . . .

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Funny and horrible both, just right.

Love the Deadpool ref.

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Lister Sage said on August 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

@Andrew: When they stop having their characters stop making crazy OOC descisions, I’ll stop taking pot shots at them.

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Required Name Here said on August 25th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Its like a shittier version of Marvel Zombies.

and yes, i just made that pun.

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You say most horrible, I say most awesome. But then I’m a sick, sick bastard who laughs at poop jokes.

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OMG! These are so very twisted and full of poopy goodness.

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That sounds like Deepak Chopra, all right.

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Sofa King said on August 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

I am Compoopter! Bow before me! No, face the other way!

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Heksefatter said on August 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

This was a good thing to read after my enema today. Thank you, MGK.

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Joysweeper said on August 25th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Poor Spidey. The only sane man in a world gone to crap.

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Baboom chish!

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Cookie McCool said on August 26th, 2008 at 9:31 am

I reckon I don’t know my Spiderman Hostess villain team-ups, but who’s that guy in the first comic? Braille Man?

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Lister Sage said on August 26th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

The Hostess villains were often never given names, so don’t be suprised if you never find out.

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He looks like an old punch-card.

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Mary Warner said on January 31st, 2011 at 11:49 pm

The guy in the third ad is actually a regular villain. It was Man Mountain Marko.

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