Top comment: How do you masturbate poorly? Do you just not finish? After you fail to masturbate would you look at yourself in the mirror and say “You’re just a fucking tease.” Can I take 20 to masturbate? — Lister Sage
FUCKING AWESOME. I particularly LOL’d at the Chinatown reference.
For future reference, though, the super-thick vertical black bar was a bit distracting; you could have gone with nothing but space there. Not that that reduces the quality of the jokes.
I loled 😛
I…can’t tell if any of these are actually real. I’m officially old and unhip!
It is good to see others have LOL’d. Now I can admit to having LOL’d without shame.
My favourite? “Mjolnir.” 😀
As a member of the youthful public….oh dear lord this is funny.
I plan on using these! ALL OF THEM.
Oh Ernest Borgnine, you scamp.
We should e-mail this to every politician in the country.
A moose once bit by sister.
Alternate abbreviation for Mjolnir: TMH, or Thor’s Mighty Hammer. Also IGGY, for Yggdrasil the world tree.
Oh those wacky kids.
And all this time, I thought they were just swingin’ on the flippity flop!
The fact that even half of these are actually real makes me weep
Of course, “WorF” is “woman or female”, while “Worf” is “Klingon Uncle Tom”. Feel free to append that to the list in the appropriate place. 🙂
Sadly (or perhaps awesomely) my GF has been calling my wang Mjolnir for years.
…Hell, it’s a large part of why I love her, lol!
Hahahaha, the infinite oral sex with infinite snowmen one made me laugh really loud in an internet cafe, and there´s no way I´m gonna try and explain that in Spanish….
I fondly remember the iconic all-white cover of Crisis On Infinite Oral Sex With Infinite Snowmen.
How do you masterbate poorly? Do you just not finish? After you fail to masterbate would you look at yourself in the mirror and say “Your just a fucking tease.” Can I take 20 to masterbate?
Mjolnir….heh now I’m remembering Captain Hammer again.
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