So how long will he be ignored for a Nobel prize? I also every armed force in the world begging to get their hands a on shipment of these because they’re (Lifesaver)that dam cool.
If you don’t mind paying ~$200 on something you’ll probably never use, you can buy them over here in the First World from lifesaversystems.com. I know I’m getting one for my bugout bag.
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Billy Mays couldn’t have sold it better.
Nanotech? I don’t gray goop in my water.
/random ill-informed paranoia
This is wonderful! Every cell in my body wants to say something sarcastic or ironic about this, but I can’t. That’s how great this is.
So how long will he be ignored for a Nobel prize? I also every armed force in the world begging to get their hands a on shipment of these because they’re (Lifesaver)that dam cool.
i want one of those for my zombie holocaust backpack right now.
“Monorail, monorail, monorail.”
It may be a good idea, but he’s selling way too hard for me to do anything but check my wallet.
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