But if cancer was a horse, then they bomb horses don’t they? could be adapted into one of those forensic medical shows from a few years back, which would be all about a team who applying the only known cure for cancer/horses; high explosives.
It’d be like the A-Team meets ReGenesis meets one of those youtube animal abuse videos.
If I ever get a horse, I’m naming it Cancer.
How is babby formed?
Are they confusing Farah Fawcett with Christopher Reeves?
Is Dom deLuise’s fambly suing the the fambly of the restaurant that kilt him?
I love this so much.
So who DID Cancer – the horse – kill?
All but the last answer ignore the true question: is Farrah Fawcett’s family suing the family of the caner that killed her?
And did this take place in Singapore?
I guess that’s funny if you think anal cancer comes from having anal sex. But then, I’m not a moron, so it took me a minute to make the connection between horse -> anal cancer.
Kris: you don’t need a horse to have anal sex, you know.
I wouldn’t say you don’t ‘need’ a horse for that…
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