I don’t generally go posting pictures of myself on this blog, but I am making an exception in this case because Karen gives good photo.
Omg! What is that on your chin?! Get it off! Get it off!
Young punk whippersnapper. Your smugness makes me want to tie your hipster shoe-laces together. Get off my lawn!
What about the other one! It is soooooo good!
Totally digging the tennies-with-business-suit vibe you’ve got going on.
Now if we could only get a picture of Flapjacks.
Yeah, I can totally see you as Doctor Who.
It’s called a taint tickler, Zifnab.
Man up and go for the full beard. Or at least a proper moustache. Chin-cosies are the facial hair of the indecisive!
I started out with full beard, then went to Van Dyke, then to this. I’m happy with what I’ve got now.
*porn voice* I’d hit that.
And that’s why you don’t post pictures of yourself on the internet.
Actually, you are damn cute.
This would have been a more effective lesson if it had involved your prosthetic arm being torn off.
It’s still stuck in the dish-washer, unfortunately.
I’d pencil the beard back on, but our IT department makes vicious blonde jokes about me when I draw on the monitors.
I thought you was black, man!
MKG: “This would have been a more effective lesson if it had involved your prosthetic arm being torn off.”
Well, he obviously wasn’t raised by Jeffery Tambor.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Canadians don’t understand neckties
Awesome. I like having a mental image of people who I follow online.
Now if you’d just record vocal tracks for something, my mental mightygodking composite will be complete.
oddly enough when i saw the picture my first thought was “oh this must be Flapjacks”
Huh. It’s rare that my imagination lives up to reality. You -are- cute.
But- but- you aren’t a person! You’re a series of entertaining words! If you’re a person, then you have legitimate reason to eat and sleep and do things besides update your blog, and then where will we be?
“Awesome. I like having a mental image of people who I follow online.”
That’s what I wanted to say too, but couldn’t figure out how to say it non-creepily. Thanks.
Now it’s got me thinking, has anyone ever called you MGK in real life? That would be strange.
I have a mortal fear of running into an internet person whom I follow online in real life, and then saying something more retarded than I normally do, like, “Hey! You’re Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang! What have you eaten lately?” Is that normal?
Dude, learn to tie a tie.
(I kid… that’s a good picture of you, for realz.)
You’re a charismatic motherfucker, MGK.
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