So people may have noticed that the site occasionally crashes for two to three minutes and then comes back up. This is only tangentially related to traffic issues: the problem is the result of the way my site’s folders are structured after I switched providers last year.
My friend Rob wrote a script to auto-reboot Apache whenever it crashes, but it can only work so fast. And I’m really tired of comments on other sites saying “site seems to be down whoops now it’s back.”
Anybody out there a WordPress genius who can fix it? I can pay you in jellybeans and rainbows.