Scientists grow meat in petri dishes.
Ah, so instead of “More Songs About Buildings and Food,” we can cut it down to just “More Songs About Building Food.”
Does it taste like despair?
GAAAH.. I came here to escape talk about food. I’m fasting for some bloodwork here and I’m dying for a sandwich.
I want a Vat Sandwich now.
Wait… Veridian Dynamics is a real company? I thought their vat-meat wasn’t cost effective…
Couldn’t we use this to clone human meat?
Then the ethics of a human life would be irrelevant.
Looking to open your own “Long Pork” franchise, Quixim?
Ah, Paranoia. If only we knew back then that you were a travel guide to our future instead of just a silly role-playing manual….
If it works and tastes like real meat, huzzah! No need to go vegetarian to conserve resources and animal life!
‘Course, we’ll need to make sure and subsidize farms for kiddies to visit to see how we USED to have to get our food.
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