My money’s on Jughead in the battle royale.
Everyone else? Blank stare.
Jughead? He’s looking ready.
After years of living through Betty’s insanity, Bret, Jughead is well equipped to kill all of his classmates. It’s not a skill he ever meant to develop…but survival is often nasty.
I have to say, I’m a bit disappointed there wasn’t a Warren Ellis one in the bunch. Then again, I guess it might be hard to find one where Archie or his friends are about to have sex with a machine.
It probably means that I’m a bad, bad person, but I’d totally buy a new Battle Royale edition set in Riverdale. You just know it’s coming down to Jughead vs Betty at the end with Archie locked in a car trunk.
Y’know, I realise he may have been created just to die off in this scene, but does anyone know who the dude with the moustache is in the Battle Royale one?
Why is it that in Matin Friese’s one, Veronica’s waist is already smaller than that other girl’s?
Frosted: That looks like Dilton. But with a mustache.
Must have been a cover from right around Smokey and the Bandit or something, and Dilton decided to trick women into thinking he was Burt Reynolds, unsuccessfully.
Topical Popsicle wins.
“Royale” Jughead’s already figuring out how to turn his crownhat into a Flying Gulliotine.
Mike Smith’s made me laugh far too hard
If they have gas station attendants… maybe they just live in New Jersey.
I love the face work in Matin Friese’s contribution (not so much how the bodies look).
OMG, Mike Smith on MGK? *LJ crossover head-explosion*
Fuck, I really miss Improved Archie.
Why is Archie the only one who appears upset to be in Hell? The others look like they’re loving it.
Damn you, now I really want to read Archie Royale.
You all win. Thanks for playing, everyone.
P.S. What in God’s name is going on in that medieval Bigfoot superhero one? That actually happened?
There was a part one? How did I miss that?
I’ve been coming here all the time for a long time now…
S’wunnaful! Thanx for bringing this back.
I think topicalpopsicle’s crack at everyone’s clothes was probably my favourite in the bunch.
DEAR GOD AM I THE ONLY ONE TO POINT OUT “PLAY PUSSYCAT AND WIN PRIZES”?!?!?
“Why is Archie the only one who appears upset to be in Hell? The others look like they’re loving it.”
For the same reason why there’s always bad music at the top of the hit parades.
Dear God, I think I read that Ultimate Riverdale one.
The Ghastly Ghoul was the original title, I think.
Can anyone confirm this?
Oh, wow. Thanks for the inclusion! I’d forgot I even made that joke.
God, I do miss these terribly. You should form a Secret Improved Archie club, where the first rule involves not talking about Secret Improved Archie.
Ben: And if you squint, that cat looks kind of like RTMFWD.
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