I have no idea what this refers to. Something related to you kids with your Atari gizmos and modems and interwebs I assume.
The leopard is the bad guy from “Kung Fu Panda”. The “Our battle will be legendary” is one of his lines. Neil Patrick Harris uses legendary as a catchphrase in “How I Met Your Mother”. For the rest I assume MGK has been indulging in post finals binge drinking…
I rather enjoyed that – and it’s 11am! AND I’m sober!
Mickey Mouse & Spinal Tap are my favourites.
Can’t believe you left out “OUR BATTLE… WILL BE FRANKENBERRY”
The last one has a severe lack of ‘Wait for it, and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant ’cause the next word is…’ 😛
…I need to start watching How I Met Your Mother again.
I loved the one with the kid in the Baby’s First Chainmail™ suit. Now you need to have him and NPH facing off.
Should’ve had one with the baby facing off against Canada’s ambassador to the US. “OUR BATTLE WILL BE PLENIPOTENTIARY”
WILL BE BEN & JERRY
OUR BATTLE … WILL BE ELEMENTARY
The hotdog-eating fella:
OUR BATTLE … WILL BE ALIMENTARY.
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE TOM & JERRY
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE APOTHECARY
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE MERRY (vs. Santa)
WILL TURN HIM AWAY FROM DANNY
(puts on sunglasses)
…WILL BE WAGED IN MIAMI
Our Battle Will Be In Londonderry.
(obese person in wheelchair)
…WILL BE SEDENTARY.
(Tracy Morgan in werewolf makeup)
WILL BE SPOOKY SCARY
Congratulations, you just started a meme
WILL BE QUITE CONTRARY
WILL BE REX-THE-MOTHERFUCKING-WONDERDOG SCARY
…WILL BE IN A CAVE!!
WITH A BUNCHA SCRAPS!!!!
(Looks at the above posts)
OUR BATTLE … WILL BE COMMENTARY
i think a stand-up fight between david cameron and a leopard would finally bring some much-needed decorum and maturity to the house of commons.
“Our battle will BE, Halle Berry.”
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE IMAGINARY (vs. Bloo)
OUR BATTLE…WILL BE EXCLUSIONARY (vs. Arizona)
I love your mind, and it’s sparkly cocoberry thoughts that glitter like diamonds.
Our Battle… Will be aviary.
I predict that Barney will soon be sporting a leopardskin suit.
OUR BATTLE….WILL BE WITH CARRIE (noo not Sissy Spacek)
OUR BATTLE….WILL BE ALIMONY
I CAN HAZ LEGENDARY BATTLE?
OUR BATTLE WILL BE PIPPIN AND MERRY!
OUR BATTLE… WILL BE MIXED AND VARIED!
OUR BATTLE WILL LACK AN ACCOMPANYING IMAGE TO MATCH THE GIVEN FORMAT
(picture of English church music circa 1900)
WILL BE SIR CHARLES H.H. PARRY
OUR BATTLE… WILL BE BINARY (vs. Computer)
Dude, missed opportunity! What you should’ve done was…
OUR BATTLE…0111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001! (special thanks to http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp)
WILL BE GLENGARRY
WILL BE TOPIARY
Oh man, I vote for “SEDENTARY”!
OUR BATTLE WILL BE IN FEBRUARY. (Love the versus Krugman one.)
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