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That’s…Kingdom of the Spiders. But with bikinis instead of William Shatner.

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Looks like Richard Dreyfuss will get eaten this time.

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If the movie has Sheriff Joe gettin’ et’ by fish I’ll shell out 9 bucks for it. If he REALLY gets eaten I’d probably go more than once…

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I love these. And it always amazes me to see how much of the crap about the movie you didn’t make up.

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Dear dog in heaven, I thought you were joking.

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Laridian said on May 25th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

I remember reading how some mucketymuck (Cameron? Katzenberg?) was complaining about Clash of the Titans “cheapening” the 3D experience. Then on the next page was an article about this movie, and I thought, “Clash of the Titans isn’t the problem here.”

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malakim2099 said on May 25th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Syfy called, they want their script back.

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soylentrobot said on May 25th, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Christopher Llyod might make this one worth it…He does a great crazy scientist

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Man, the fish “roaring” at the end really sold the trailer for me. 😀

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I feel required to point out that Piranha 3-D would be the third movie in a series and that James Cameron was the director of the second movie.

Cameron, of course, has disowned Piranha 2 and refuses to consider it part of his filmography.

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drmedula said on May 25th, 2010 at 1:40 pm

Actually, there was already a remake, so this is really the FOURTH film.
And I actually think this looks like good dumb fun.(Which is a fair description of the original, too; Spielberg referred to that one as “the only GOOD “Jaws” ripoff…”)

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My friends and I all saw that trailer when we went to see Avatar. We all had the same reaction to the boat motor scene: whooooOOOOOOOOAAAAaaahhhhh!

/sarcasm

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Other movies to be made in 3-D:
1) Pride and Prejudice IN 3-D!
2) Love in the Time of Cholera IN 3-D!
3) Meatballs IN 3-D! Actually I might want to see that… if they get the right guy to fill Bill Murray’s shoes.
4) MANOS the Hands of FATE IN 3-D (the way the filmmaker intended!) With Nicolas Cage as TORGO!
10) Saving Private Ryan II: The Quickening IN 3-D!

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supergp said on May 25th, 2010 at 3:02 pm

I think it’s clear that Santa Claus vs. the Martians 3D needs to be made before MANOS.

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Nobody needs to see Droppo snoring behind a space rock in 3-D.

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Scavenger said on May 25th, 2010 at 4:40 pm

Pride and Prejudice will likely be made in 3-d…granted it’s the & Zombies version…

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I can’t believe they’d set a piranha movie in Arizona, I mean what the hell . . .

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Damnit, I had successfully forgotten this film existed.

Thanks a bundle.

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I thought this was just a joke article, then I went and watched the trailer.

The CGI fish are not convincing at all.

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Hey as long its 80% girls in Bikini’s and 20% kungfu fighting fish, im there!
and for goodness sakes “Laserblast in 3D” will be the most awesome movie evvvvverrrrrr!

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Llelldorin said on May 25th, 2010 at 10:31 pm

Nah, I’m holing out for By the Sword Divided — in 3D!

(It’d be fascinating to see how they’d square the apparent need for bikini-clad women with the fact that it’s set in mid-seventeenth century in England.)

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Evil Midnight Lurker said on May 26th, 2010 at 4:10 am

I just read the Wikipedia entry and watched the trailer and I’m still convinced you’re making this one up. Way to fund the hoax! :)

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Personally, I’m holding out for the 3-D remake of Catholic Schoolgirls In Trouble. Just saying.

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@malakim2099: Make both of them fight the fish for it – with pogo balls.

And yet AGAIN we are left with no Rex movie! >(

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