I will admit myself as part of the problem in that I would actually watch this of those two were in it. I mean hey, “3:10 To Yuma” was great…
I’m not going to lie. I’d watch it.
I am happy that I have, for the most part, stopped watching movies.
Elevator pitch: It’s caramel versus chocolate in an emotional battle royale! Will the poor-but-talented underdog triumph over the veteran-and-jaded-but-still-good-hearted industry man?
That’s a stupid idea. They should do one about the peanut butter flavor.
Not with two white guys. Make it Denzel Washington and Danny Trejo, though, and we’ve got ourselves a contender.
This isn’t too far off from the evidently-impending glut of boardgame based movies.
What about the cookie or is that for a sequel?
You kid, but wasn’t there a drama made about the variable-speed windshield wiper?
This movie looks like a turd!
(or at least a Baby Ruth movie would)
At least it looks tasty.
I don’t care what you say, I fully expect Two Men One Spoon to be every bit as engrossing as Two Girls One Cup was. And those two men? C’mon – Bale will totally act the shit out of that role.
I don’t know about the two actors, though. Maybe Al Pacino and Anthony Hopkins, then they could really chew the scenery. I kill me!
Might be stating the obvious, but anything pertaining to Almond Joy/Mounds would have to be a porno right?
And yet it would be better then every Transformers film out there.
Oh Henry: The Film would, of course, have to be cast with no one else but Henrys, first name or last.
I can taste the Oscars.
Especially if it’s in 3-D.
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