Last time someone asked you if you were homosexual. While I don’t have issues with any sexual orientation, I am curious.
I’m straight; almost embarrassingly straight, in fact. The sexual continuum theory is one I have no beef with, but I know perfectly well that I’m on the very edge: men do absolutely nothing for me. Sometimes I feel like I’m missing out, but then I remember I’m lucky enough to be straight and white and male and not even a member of some relatively marginalized religious or ethnic group and I feel better about it.
Heck, I can speak in an assertive, commanding tone and people automatically assume I know what they should do! In any given situation! Do you have any idea how great that is? Because it’s pretty great, I tell you what.