What kind of mushrooms did you say were on that pizza?
“So….I guess Betty’s reaction to learning about our date was a voodoo curse this time.”
Happiness is… having someone’s hand to hold while you navigate the bleak wastes of Hades, Ronnie.
I think I might have epilepsy.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. This looks like a perfectly normal suburban neighborhood to me.”
“Keep using your flash-vision power, Ronnie! We’ll find a way out of the Phantom Zone yet!”
“Next time I am giving the golden ticket to a hobo.”
Now that I’ve sold my soul to the devil, I’m finally gonna get some action with you, right, Veronica? I said, “Right, Veronica?”
Veronica Lodge! You have to get out of here!
Your VAGINA IS HAUNTED!
So we’re trapped in a cabin run by a corporate entity that uses our gory deaths to placate eldritch demons?!
Oooh, someone’s funny in the Underworld.
“Spider-Man, Rocket Robin Hood… wow, all of the cool people are here in Dimension 5!”
“This Doctor Strange crossover is even better than the one we did with the Punisher!”
“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” Hey good joke there, Ronnie..
“I told you this Ditko-Tec was awesome!”
“Ronnie! Concentrate with all your might! Think of anything–repeat, anything!–but Dementia Five!”
“I told you we were on the set of Scooby Doo. Let’s leave before Fred throws a hissy fit.”
I’m not bothered or anything, but you appear to have pushed your fingers through my fist.
When I touch your hand, I can tell you that your future is completely fucking fucked, Veronica. Fuh-ucked. Fucked.
“You can’t hurt us, foul demons. We signed a pact with the devil so that we can never die. We’ve been teenagers for eighty years now! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Oh, I get it — Dilton’s formula was for anti-hallucinatory drugs!”
I feel threatened.
“There’s a light… over at the Frankenstein Place!”
“Your boobs! The little one’s pointing down and the big one’s pointing to the right!
It must be 6:15!!”
“Veronica, don’t turn your back!! That’s the only time that Boo can attack!”
“Aaah! Ronnie, I’m under attack by skulls – turn your laser vision this way!!”
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