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Cookie McCool said on October 8th, 2014 at 1:25 pm

Ok but now I want to be able to smash disfigured enemies with a rock really badly now so thanks for that.

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There will be fog or some other weather condition that reduces viewing distance, right ? I mean…. I’m embarrassed to even ask because of course there will be. Forget I even asked.

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NCallahan said on October 8th, 2014 at 2:55 pm

Where’s the crafting system?

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Now I really wanna play a game about a diabetic in scary post apocalyptic setting going around trying to find insulin.

And @NCallahan: the crafting system involves extracting insulin from pig pancreases. And you gotta upgrade your… needles?

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Sean Sullivan said on October 8th, 2014 at 4:30 pm

And we’ve got a cutting-edge engine all ready to roll. The best fluorescent light modeling in the business! Specialized subroutines for rendering grimy hospital tiles! We can procedurally generate hundreds of miles of forgettable institutional corridors within seconds!

And the engine even does that thing where you happen upon an area where the asylum/hospital/laboratory is being renovated, and there are random tarps hung up here and there with harsh industrial lights shining behind them, and then the zombie or whatever wanders through and casts a spooky shadow on the tarp! This is all procedural, mind you–the computer creates it all on its own! It likes it knows what scares me!

It’s like it knows! Like it
knows! It knows! It knows! It knows It know

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Devz y u nerf rocks?

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#### TO BE READ IN THE VOICE OF ‘BADGER’ FROM “BREAKING BAD”

Whoa, whoa, whoa guys. How about… an alternate view mode?! It’s like, you’re walking all around the world and things are looking okay, then you put on your alien sunglasses or spider senses or your haunted camera and then… BAM! Holy cow, everything’s haunted as fuck, man! There’s blood on the wall, but you couldn’t see it before, ’cause it’s ghost blood, man. GHOST BLOOD! …yeah.

And that’s how you get your clues. Your *CLUUUES* that tell you like where the magic porno mags are hidden or ammunition or… Whoa, how about they’re the same thing. You’re fighting ghosts with your dong, man. Your magic dong. And and, you got it magic by like doing a unicorn. No wait, a unicorn girl. Like she’s still a hot girl, but she has a horn, because doing a horse would be wrong.

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I would unironically play that.

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I’ve been watching a Let’s Play of Alien: Isolation… and there is a “find batteries for your flashlight” mechanic.

I appreciate all the CRT monitors and other touches meant to make the game feel like the original 70’s film… but we had better flashlights and batteries than this IN THE 70’s.

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