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Chubby Rain

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Docrailgun said on June 14th, 2015 at 3:58 am

Sadly, without Roger Corman the U.S. was bound to lose the arms race eventually.

Still, there’s important work being done concerning Transformers with freely-swinging balls. Deadly stuff and will serve us well until Seth McFarlane can write Ted 3 and 4.

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DensityDuck said on June 14th, 2015 at 3:29 pm

The other question is, what guns will the bad-guy minions use?

For a while in the 80s everyone had Uzis. Then Die Hard came out, and suddenly they all had MP5s. For a brief period the Calico was popular, but now I think everyone just uses Glocks (or the evergreen “Ruger Blackhawk dressed up with some plastic furniture from the prop department”)

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steve from the internets said on June 14th, 2015 at 4:46 pm

Could they weaponise… weapons?

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Brian Fowler said on June 14th, 2015 at 5:01 pm

Dancing Queen was weaponized the day it was written.

The worst pop song ever.

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“Could they weaponise… weapons?”

WITCH!!!

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The Unstoppable Gravy Express said on June 15th, 2015 at 9:42 am

Reminds me of an old Spitting Image sketch (Cabinet discussion on failing national businesses):

“Well obviously we didn’t privatize it enough.”
“You’re saying if something is particularly useless we should privatize it TWICE? That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard!”
“Right then, let’s privatize it. Then it’ll be brilliant!”
“We’ll have to privatize Dobson three times!”

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No one has been wrong on the internet harder than Brian Fowler.

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Ain’t the Ford Pinto already a weapon?

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@Remora: Not yet. Right now it’s only dangerous. Until they learn to…weaponize it.

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Kate the Short said on June 19th, 2015 at 11:55 pm

*applause*

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