2.) Guns don’t kill people - demon guns kill cowards.
3.) If you have a fey moustache, it is your own damn fault if a possessed weapon kills you, Mr. Nancy Boy.
4.) There is no sentence fragment so ludicrous that it cannot become a Golden Age comic’s story title by giving it an appropriately large font and an exclamation mark. “The Elephant… MURDERS!” “The Pink Doily of DEATH!” Et cetera.
5.) Psuedo-realistic sound effects were not invented until 1971.
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I’m sorry, I try not to kneejerk into Freudian mode, but Sweet Christmas! Why isn’t this cover just about a man being strangled by his own penis?
Poor man was born with a Liefeld left foot.
Addendum to Lesson 4: Those Golden Age titles blessed with a large font and exclamation mark can become even more awesome if read by the guy who voices the Powerthirst commercials.
Right foot.
I’m sort of surprised there wasn’t any mention in the latent racism of “envy[ing] the white hunters who enter the jungle courageously.”
Please look at my email address (nancyboy@gay-isp.com) and then try to convince me that nasty crack about fey moustaches wasn’t directed at me personally! I pox on thee and your descendants to 137 henerations!
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