You know, a medieval longbow shot an arrow at over 150 km/h. Surely nobody could react so quickly to an arrow already shot.
Oh wait, we forgot about Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
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THE AIR WHISTLES OF DANGER
i feel bad for that guy; almost getting shot in the neck by an arrow only to be mauled by Rex…
“The air whistles of danger” is my new catch-phrase.
ZUNG!
“Danger Hurtling At Danny” sounds like the next big pop sensation.
Funny… I always thought Rex the Wonder Dog thought in iambic pentameter.
I remember there was a story w/ all the greatest fighters in the world competing for the best, the one where Conner Hawke beat Lady Shiva.
With those reflexes Rex could have taken first place, easy.
You know what needs to happen?
Rex taking on motherfucking Marmaduke
It’s high time someone taught that son of a bitch a lesson, and Rex is just the dog to do it.
I think Rex staged it all.
@Andrew W.: Haha!
Whether he staged it, or did it out of the goodness of his own motherfucking heart,
Rex the wonder dog is a motherfucking wonder dog.
If he staged it, you know it’d be a good deal more badass. I mean, Rex fights dinosaurs.
He wouldn’t try for glory with a lame crossbow trap.
Wonder how much Rex payed Green Arrow?
He’d have up to a second to react, assuming you could set up a crossbow trap at 90M firing at Olympic-competitor velocities. Seems unlikely, but it is Rex.