Do you every worry about whether you could handle it if you were suddenly teleported to a world where humans and giant dogs communicated through telepathy and engaged in contests of sport?
Well, Rex doesn’t. Because he is the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
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Rex should go beat up Evil Mary Marvel on behalf of giant dogs everywhere…
I have imagined that…but I never got quite to the stage where I thought of the humans as knights, riding said telepathic dogs and leaping over walls with them.
Fuck YOU, Atomic Knights.
You know, before I started reading your blog, I never even knew Rex the Wonder Dog existed, and over the last few months, you have let me know just much he indeed fucking rules. Lassie can lick Rex’s dirty asshole, because she just sucks that bad in comparison to the fucking undisputed champion of heroic dogs.
He wasn’t teleported, by the way. He drank a potion that enlarged him so much that “solar systems were the size of atoms” or somesuch and he entered a sort of macro-world.
Where dogs have telepathy.
Honestly, if that were to happen in any other comic, I’d call bullshit, but since it happened to Rex, one can only say…AWESOME!
It’s as if Dean Koontz and Mercedes Lackey collaborated on a truly awful fantasy novel.
…but still, the question persists: could he beat Squirrel Girl in a fight?