Stupid humans! Can’t speak dog! Can’t even understand dog!
Luckily, it turns out that “descending to lesser beings’ level” is a specialty of Rex the motherfucking Wonder Dog.
Top comment: “The dog is trying to communicate with us. Let’s see… good lord, Sam, this dog is drawing a bong!” – End of the World
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Dodging bullets and riding horses and shit is one thing, but drawing pictures crosses a fucking line. This is clearly insane.
I *demand* full Dog-ish immersion programs in our schools, posthaste!
Further evidence that a time-traveling Rex taught hieroglyphs to the ancient Egyptians.
Big deal. One time, I saw this pig that psychically influenced a spider into writing legible English about how great the pig was. Unless that turns out to be, I don’t, some sort of scam, Rex will have to be number 2.
And even then the useless monkeys couldn’t get it right.
What Rex was trying to say was: I need a ride out of here. Give me your fucking plane or I will eat your fucking faces off.
Sadly, none of the assembled cowboys had his own aeroplane, but at least Rex got a meal out of the deal.
Packerchu: I think the word your looking for is ‘stat’.
This is before he devoted time to studying and mastering all human languages, obviously.
Fuck YOU, translator function of the Lantern Ring.
Not one of those cowboys seems surprised that the dog can draw. There must be a lot of dirt-drawing bullet-dodging wonder dogs in the world.
Let’s hope they never get organized.
No, it’s just Rex is so awesome, the human mind has to immediately accept anything he does as normal or explode.
“The dog is trying to communicate with us. Let’s see… good lord, Sam, this dog is drawing a bong!”
“Well, that explains things!”
Cowboy 3: That dog’s got a good grasp of perspective. His line’s a little weak, but when you take the medium into account, he’s a right tolerable draughtsman.
Cowboy 4: Wonder how he does at portraiture?
Cowboy 3: This dog seems to be searching for a shark that has stolen his favorite Dinosaur Bone!
Cowboy 4: Heh heh, you said bone.