China’s starting to publicly threaten the dumping of its American dollar reserves.
(In other bad news from China, the Yangtze river dolphin is extinct.)
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China’s starting to publicly threaten the dumping of its American dollar reserves.
(In other bad news from China, the Yangtze river dolphin is extinct.)
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That post is the written equivalent of an Irish Coffee… While I get depressed over the loss of another species, I am simultaneously getting agitated over the first stages of a major possible economic downturn…
Douglas Adams wrote about the dolphin in the lovely and heartbreaking “Last Chance To See”.
The housing market’s already crashing. And wouldn’t all those “liquidated” dollars have to be spent on something in the U.S.? Otherwise, they go from “dollars under China’s mattress” to “dollars under Thailand’s mattress,” and there’s no net change.
Of course, currency speculators and illiterate sandwiches like Lou Dobbs should start panicking yesterday. But Lou Dobbs should always be panicking. It’s more entertaining.
And wouldn’t all those “liquidated” dollars have to be spent on something in the U.S.?
No – what China’s threatening to do is call in the money owed to them by the United States in the form of treasury bonds, or alternately sell them at a loss. Either would send the American dollar plummeting.
So the dollar crashes. China’s gone from holding a pile of debt instruments against the greatest empire in the history of intelligent life in the universe to holding a pile of dead presidents that will either (1) sit in a cookie jar losing value or (2) have to be spent on American goods. And since China already has a trade surplus with the U.S. – we import more from them than we export to them – it’s clear that the U.S. isn’t selling shit China wants to buy.
Don’t get me wrong – the 21st century has proven that spite is a perfectly legitimate motive for policy (see: U.S. v Iraq; “Iran 2008 – The Next Great War”). But this would hurt China as much as it would the U.S.
So the dollar crashes. China’s gone from holding a pile of debt instruments against the greatest empire in the history of intelligent life in the universe to holding a pile of dead presidents that will either (1) sit in a cookie jar losing value or (2) have to be spent on American goods.
Note that the option of gradually selling their bonds to other parties remains for China, which would be a useful tool to keep them from losing too much money.
Further note that none of this would even remotely be an issue were the dollar not steadily tanking all on its own. If China’s going to lose a lot of money because the dollar tanks, it’s likely in their best interest to be the ones tanking it rather than just taking it in the ass.
it’s likely in their best interest to be the ones tanking it rather than just taking it in the ass.
Again, I don’t buy this for any reason other than “spite,” but we’ve established that, if that’s a motive, anything’s possible.