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Queen Anthai said on December 16th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

*WILD FUCKING APPLAUSE*

Oh Christ, seriously. I keep seeing all my Lonely Single Guy friends post shit like this on those fucking annoying MySpace bulletins. And you’re totally right. Granted, my LSG friends don’t actually expect to be rewarded for kindnesses with wild monkey love, but they do mope around and sigh a lot about how other guys get all the ladies, and are resentful because they never feel like it’ll be their turn for blissful happiness.

Well, guys, get off your asses. TALK TO GIRLS. Put yourself out there a little. I know you all have personalities; sell ’em a little! Yes, rejection is a huge bitch and makes you listen to Simple Plan for five days straight, but you gotta dust yourself off once in a while. Read a good self-help book, just for a quickie ego boost. Ignore anything negative your parents are telling you.

Mostly, just keep doing what makes you happy and comfortable in your own skin, and then see where you can find like-minded women. I met my husband by sheer accident, on vacation in New Orleans six and a half years ago, just dancing the night away to horribly awesome 80’s music. And you know what I did when I saw that cute guy in velvet in the corner? WALKED UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM TO DANCE. And look what happened.

I’m saying, guys, girls like a guy who is comfortable with themselves. Are you a gigantic nerd? Newsflash: so are girls. I KNOW, HOLY SHIT. I know I’m off the market and all, but look: I have an encyclopediac knowledge of Buffy and Angel. I have five longboxes of comics, mostly DC, within ten feet of me at this moment. One of them is actually overflowing. I’ve been watching MST3K for years on end. I swear like a fucking drunken whore. I speak fluent l33t. I am one of the most hardcore Final Fantasy fans you will ever meet, and I will own your ass and anyone else’s at Blitzball, FYI. Mountain Dew flows through my veins, I still play 8-bit Nintendo, I’m teaching myself Japanese, and damned if I don’t love He-Man.

I am an unabashed nerd/nice girl who has suffered through massive self-esteem issues. I do not look like a supermodel. I am the brain of a ten-year-old boy in a body with tits on it (and I think I’ve read doujinshi like that). And I am living proof that the shy, self-loathing “nice” people of the world can actually get off their asses, grow a pair of balls and not be afraid of talking to someone who is (if I may brag) dead sexy.

Just don’t be an asshole and expect shit. And always, always take the chance to say to a girl what you feel about her.

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Notice also, that none of these losers actually pine after people that have an extra pound or two, or non perfect faces, or bad complexions? No, they’re all complaining that the HOTTIES don’t want their unattracive asses.

Runs both ways kids, if you want someone who’s in shape, GET IN SHAPE, if you want someone who smells nice, SMELL NICE. Have something in common with someone. Wipe the lamer dust off and get out and meet people. Hotness is self confidence MUCH more than it’s being pretty.

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The key observation to make is, I think, that this “Former Nice Guy” was never in fact an actual nice guy, and the reason he didn’t get laid is that woman can tell.

In the words of a friend of mine, “Guys who are nice to you only with the hope, nay, expectation of fucking you aren’t nice guys, they’re creepy; that’s why they’re not getting laid and it’s why we don’t care.”

I’m pretty sure that women like fucking people who like them, and FNG does not seem to have ever liked women. Pity the straight male misogynist!

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Darren Cawsey said on December 16th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

Oh man that was excellent.

You totally captured my reaction to that CL post. It’s strange I hear this complaint so often, but reading that made me want to tear my hair out in frustration. It’s insane that people can have that level of disconnect with the world around them.

It’s funny though, I remember feeling a bit like the whole Poor Nice Guy back when I was a hormonal 13yo boy with no social skills, but you know what? I grew up.

I developed friendships with girls not because I hoped that one day I might get to feel one of them up, but because hey, they were fun and interesting, and Shock! we had shit in common.

And then I became more comfortable in my own skin and more relaxed when it came to women, because surprise, surprise! most girls are just as insecure about themselves as I am. That was something else we had in common.

It’s called growing up, and it’s a little depressing that there are hordes of men out there who still think like the mal-adjusted teenage boy that I used to be. Except even more so.

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Oh, Lordy.

You know, what really gets me is how often “Nice Guys”* will resent having to help someone through a shitty, abusive relationship. You know, if you like someone who’s in a shitty, abusive relationship? You should be trying like hell to get them out of that shitty, abusive relationship. Not because you want them to screw you, but because it’s shitty. And abusive.

But no! When a “Nice Guy” comforts a girl whose significant other treats them like dirt, they’ll do so without saying anything about the obvious badness of the relationship. Because, at best, their fear of rejection is more important to them than seeing that the girl is out of a bad situation, and at worst, they get off on the affirmation that the girl would be SO MUCH BETTER OFF with them, and deep down, they don’t actually want that affirmation to stop.

That’s what gets me. They would rather see a girl get hurt repeatedly than stick their neck out for the sake of helping her. Because it’s not about helping her; it’s about them getting laid.

Fucking gross.

Anyway, thanks for a better-worded comeback than I could ever think up – as per usual, you erudite bastard, you.

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Nice one. The poor, misunderstood “nice guy” is probably my least favorite character in the world. There are others who are -worse-, but I like him the least. At some point, these fellas need to realize that being “good” is more important than being “nice”, and someone who can’t handle the idea of being honest about his intentions toward someone he’s spending time with falls short of that lofty goal.

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This is all very astute, but I’d go a step further and short-circuit his entire argument from the beginning.

His premise is “all women everywhere wish they could find a nice guy, but all women everywhere have cockblocked over all nice guys everywhere, so no nice guys are available.” So he’s assuming no less than four absolutes that I have to take issue with:

1) Maybe not all women WANT a nice guy. (We’ll set aside that the definition of “nice guy” is debatable.) For example, I’m sure some women either aren’t looking for commitment. Some people are so screwed up they seek out abusive relationships; gotta figure there’s some women in that set.

2) Maybe some women HAVEN’T scarred a nice guy for life. Look at it this way–nice guys are a subset of all males everywhere, so all women in total clearly outnumber them. It stands to reason that not every Molly Ringwald has a Duckie. So even if we adhere to this guy’s internal logic, there is some woman out there completely innocent of these charges, who of course would desperately like to embrace this former nice guy and heal his pain with some hot monkey love. (I suspect this is the real motive of the statement.)

3) Maybe some nice guys AREN’T fubar’ed by the love of a woman. Taking Former Nice Guy at his word, he was once not a Former Nice Guy but indeed a Nice Guy. So at that point, there was at least one Nice Guy in the world. Presumably new ones are born every day; they can’t all be getting passive-agressively rejected right out of the gate. When he says Nice Guys are off the market, he can really only say that for himself; the intended audience, instead of being distraught at squandering the resources of Nice Guys, can simply cross him off the list and go down to the next one.

4) Maybe some nice guys DO exist for the taking. This kind of goes back to the last point, but I interact with quite a few married women and they don’t describe their husbands as shallow or abusive or self-centered or inconsiderate. Odds are these men do in fact do all the things this guy says he wasn’t rewarded for. They got laid. And there’s probably (as in statistically likely) more where they came from. Our Former Nice Guy requires, for his manifesto to make sense, that all successful heterosexual copulations involve a male asshole, and that’s obviously not true.

So there you go. This guy’s hangups are ultimately irrelevant. The subset of all women who want a nice guy but have unwittingly damaged a nice guy can simply select from the subset of all nice guys who haven’t been damaged; and we can see from past data that doing so often works. Everyone wins. Except this guy.

On a related note, has anyone EVER heard a woman in real life actually say any variant of “Where have all the nice guys gone?”

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SanityImparied said on December 16th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

I’m an ex “nice guy.” I used to do little things to try to demonstrate how I cared for people rather than clearly stating it, and I felt neglected when it wasn’t noticed. It’s not that I had an ulterior motive, but that I was trying to communicate using a different language.

When I recognized that the problem was that I wasn’t communicating and not that I wasn’t desireable, I *gasp* starting communicating effectively, and the situation immediately changed.

The difference between my experiences and the rant you’re dissecting is that I took accountability and changed what I was doing because it wasn’t effective. This guy is instead pointing fingers and claiming to be victimized because he’s unwilling to take responsibility for his actions.

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If I might dissent slightly…

I agree that Former Nice Guy/Current Asshole On Craigslist is, in fact, a douchebag. Furthermore, I agree that hanging around a girl in the hopes of acquiring Boyfriend status is essentially futile. However, I have to say it annoys me when I hear a woman complain of a lack of nice guys.

The creepy types like FNG/CAOC are undesirable, of course. But why are emotionally abusive, self-absorbed pricks any better? Fuck, they should be even lower on the list. The truth of the matter is that women make just as many mistakes in the realm of romance.

Don’t stay with a guy that hurts you. Don’t stay with a guy that cheats. Don’t stay with a guy if he’s not what you want but you believe he’ll change for you.

And this is just a suggestion, but maybe you ought to let the soon-to-be-Former-Nice-Guys in your life know that they are not getting anywhere with the stupid routine. Tell them they don’t have a chance and, if you’re feeling really charitable, tell them where they went wrong. You don’t owe sex to anyone, but ridding the world of ignorance is everyone’s duty.

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Wulf the Younger:

1. Well, yes. But that’s the behavior that’s on the table, here.

2. Emotionally abusive, self-absorbed pricks, interestingly, are more likely to actually make the effort to ask someone out. “Nice Guys” will not.

3. Staying with or leaving a guy that hurts you? Noooot always that simple. Admittedly, yes. It’s fucked up. It really, truly is. And stupid, oh god yes. But a woman who is staying with an abusive guy is in a much more vulnerable position than a creep who acts like a friend to her and thinks that this entitles him to sex from her.

The responsibility should not be on the person being manipulated to stop other people from trying to manipulate them (although yes, it is something people should know how to do anyway, because it happens). It should be on the people who are trying to manipulate them to NOT DO THAT SHIT.

Yes, by all means let the “Nice Guy” know, in no uncertain terms, that they’re not getting anywhere. But honestly, most “Nice Guys” know what they’re doing on some level. That’s why they make ultra-defensive arguments like this guy’s. That’s not ignorance. It’s assholery.

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There are also nice guys who ask girls out. They just happen to be not-self-loathing-pricks.

MGK, I’m sort of annoyed that you *need* to write this kind of rebuttal, but you do, and I appreciate it.

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All self-proclaimed “nice guys” are basically self-involved, creepy assholes. There are a few that aren’t all ulterior motives, but then those guys have absolutely no spine. They can’t stand up for themselves…they’re not really nice, they’re so afraid of rejection on even the most basic level, that they will do whatever another person wants for fear of alienating them. Why would I want to associate with either?

The cocky “jerk” has personality, self-confidence. I’ve known plenty of “jerks” who are perfectly civil and quite kind to people they actually know and like. A lot of the guys “nice guys” think are assholes are damn good boyfriends, in the end.

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Waitaminnit– I know I’ve read that “Nice Guys don’t get the girl” rant before, probably at least a year ago. If not the same exact rant, then it must’ve been one from which this guy cribbed entire paragraphs; some of the verbiage sounds extremely familiar.

But of course, now that I want to prove an earlier version existed, Google fails me. -sigh-

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I know plenty of Nice Guys, whom I consider to be a great catch, although I’m not interested in them myself. Some of them have a girlfriend, others are not yet interested in girls all that much. None of them are lapdogs, but some of them did get the ‘just a friend, not the lover’ treatment. I dated a nice guy for years. Although we split up, it was on good terms. Currently, I’m very interested in a Nice Guy, because he is a Nice Guy…

The bitterness is shocking to me…

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See, here’s the thing- this doesn’t make the dude a nice guy. It makes him an asshole. I’ve had nice guy friends. And well, if you continue to do things with me, go places, hang out, and you don’t exhibit any signs you wnat to fuck me? Like saying “hey, you wanna?” I’m going to simply assume you are interested in the pleasures of my company.

Because if what you are doing is hanging out waiting to have sex with me, you are on the wrong track- If you been my platonic friend for long engouht, than you are my platonic friend. And I like my guys on the short, plump, and balding side.

And I don’t know a single woman who has the “nice guy” friend who hangs around, that they sob into when having isuses with the boyfriend. It doesn’t seem to work that way.

And really, what’s less attractive than posting a giant rant to craigslist explaining what a misogynist douchebag you are? Those asshole guys who are getting laid? Are charasmatic assholes. You? Are not merely an asshole, but are a bad writer to boot.

And I’m perfectly willing to fuck assholes. I’m not willing to fuck men who can’t put together a decent blog post, or find a place to post it better than a rant page on Craigslist. Man up, sign your name, and attach this to your own forum.

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Having just stated my unwillingness to fuck bad writers, I committed a cardinal sin, and forgot to check the tenses on my own work.

Sorry about that.

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I think I knew a few of these. Not that they did any of these things to me, because I wasn’t the hottest thing around, exactly. I saw one of them get up the courage and ask the girl out. She said yes. Turns our he was a creepy stalker guy who expected sex in exchange for being friendly. She wasn’t impressed.
Personally, if I guy comes shopping for clothes with me, I would expect some kind of ulterior motive. *I* don’t enjoy it, so QED, he is only there to try and catch a glimpse of me with my shirt off.

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SanityImparied said on December 16th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

Quinctia:
You’re generalizing. I was a “nice guy,” and I didn’t have an ulterior motive. I was also VERY good at standing up for myself, and unquestionably had a spine. The problem is that I was rather inept at communicating what I wanted, and that led to me confusing people not understanding my subtle hints for rejection. Since getting out of that pattern, I continue to be a friendly and helpful person, so being nice is actually part of who I am rather than an act to get me laid.

Some troglodytic morons do expect sex as a reward for their actions, but that’s hardly limited to “nice guys,” and I’m proof that it doesn’t apply to all “nice guys.”

Which is not to say the guy who posted this drivel on craigslist isn’t an embittered asshole, because he is. He’s blaming women as a whole for his own inability to communicate what he wants rather than taking responsibility and changing what he’s doing. My point is that accusing every male who superficially acts the same way of having the same motives is just as unfair as his attack against women in the first place.

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Yah, I’d like to take issue with his premise…. srsly, who the hell wants a “nice guy”? The only guys I know who get labeled “nice guy” are the ones who lack any more intreguing qualities, and have been defaulted down the ladder to “nice”.

I want smart, interesting, provocative and challenging men, not nice ones. Actually, nice ones are pretty likely to think I’m a real asshole (fairly) – I prefer ones who can share contempt with me. 😛

This dude and millions like him need to watch Tao of Steve.

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Charlotte is really on about “nice guys” being basically unremarkable. I don’t feel like I’m a nice guy, and we’re still living together after four years.

It’s not ever about being “nice.” It’s about not being creepy and never feeling like you’re owed something.

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Oh thank you. I laughed out loud.

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Bra-frikking-vo.

I am a quite legitimate Nice Guy. As MGK said, I open doors for everyone because it’s polite. And I’ve had close girl friends that I liked. My best friend in high school is asked out numerous times, starting at age 17. (I was something of a late bloomer, I suppose.) She always said no, and we actually had some fun point-counterpoint conversations regarding the possibility of us dating. But she knew I liked her, and she knew I was actually hanging out with her because I enjoyed her company, not because I expected sex.

Through the years, I received no after no after no. But I ALWAYS tried. My dating mantra was “No one ever gained anything by not trying.” (This eventually evolved into the slightly more cynical but much more witty “I’d rather be a failure than a coward”) The only girl I had an eye for that I never tried for had a boyfriend she was quite happy with. And I still let her know i thought she was keen.

Then one day, when I was 23, a girl said yes. We went on 3 dates, and she said that I was severely romantic, and a surprisingly good kisser. But she was soon to be going to grad school, and didn’t want to be in a relationship. Okay, fine.

Not long after, I tried again. Failure. Then again… SUCCESS! Second date, third… CONTINUED SUCCESS! And now I have a girlfriend, she’s superhot, and I am a happy nice guy. The lessons to be learned?

1) Be actually nice. For all the rejection I received over those 6 years, all of the girls actually liked me as a person, and wanted to hang out with me.

2) Find a girl you ACTUALLY like. I have never felt any urge to date a girl that I haven’t already spent quality time with. I mean, why follow her when she’s shopping if that’s not what you enjoy? I met my lady when we were working as actors at a Renaissance Faire.

3) Act at the Renaissance Faire. (Metaphorically) According to my lady, I was considered pretty much the hotness there, because the girls there were the sort to value a quick-witted, polite, nerdy fellow. So seek out the company of people you gel with. Don’t just go to the bar and assume that hot girls want to fuck you if you’re nice to them. It’s no coincidence that a number of happy couples have come out of the Faire.

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Oh, and I forgot to proofread. Meant to add that I have a personality outside of “Nice”, and I let everyone see it. The above mentioned “Nice guy” most likely suppresses his personality, assuming that the women find it unattractive, and puts forth the creepy, artificial “Nice guy” persona.

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God, this guy sounds like he belongs on an ‘unbiased’ news show that only complains about the Government or the War on Iraq. You know, because it’s so ‘unbiased.’
Seriously, I doubt this guy was even ‘nice’ in the first place – especially considering he was acting like a complete stalker rather than as a friend. Freaking creepy, if you ask me. If you’re a friend, you’re a friend. If you want to grow into a more mature relationship, you talk about it and bring it up – like I did with my friend of almost three years about perhaps going out on a date.
Guess what? Not only did she say ‘sure, let’s try it out,’ but it’s about 5 years later and we’re still together – albeit in a long-distance relationship at the moment.

Girls don’t like guys who sit at their computer and bitch and moan about how life isn’t fair. They like people who have a personality and can actually talk with them – even if it’s only about nerdy things, it could be about nerdy things they have in common at the very least.
Such as MST3K, Red Dwarf, anime or video games – like in my own relationship. She may not be too fond of Star Trek, but her dad is…

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One of the things that’s been nagging me about this letter: he keeps going on and on and on about making fucking baked goods for the phantom object of his unstated affections, and buying her goddamn earrings she liked, and cooing into her hair into the early hours of dawn.

When the hell does that happen, outside of a relationship?

I mean, if a woman goes to a man’s home; and the man says, “I made dinner for us”; it seems like his expectation is there on the table. This is not to agree with his rant; rather, I mean that it sounds like he got into lots of pre-relationships and was consistently too chickenshit to seal the deal. If a woman hangs around for a couple weeks or a month of that, well who can blame her if she leaves when no further move on his part is forthcoming?

But it’s probably futile to try to examine this screeching complaint logically, isn’t it? What with all the “you told your girlfriends these things when I wasn’t around,” and the “now I’m forced – forced! – to act like an asshole.”
This is some guy with no social history beyond watching old “Growing Pains” episodes, isn’t it.

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Shorter version:

“I do things because I expect a reward” =/= “nice,” in the actual sense of the word

One of the key facets of being genuinely nice is NOT DECLARING THAT YOU ARE. It’s sorta like being proud about your humility, you know?

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Setting aside “Is he/ Isn’t he” debate, and the flaws in the logic and suchlike…

… but DAMN, I just have to admire his One Perfect Moment of Anger there. There is a certain dark allure to a well-vented spleen, and I can respect his passion without agreeing with his agenda.

As a propaganda piece, it’s fantastically written.

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Black Belt Jones said on December 17th, 2007 at 2:03 am

And then there are mid-20s losers who still live in their parents’ basements who are terrified because of all this…all this.

Must be a mental impairment or something, is my belief.

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If this blog were Mortal Kombat, I think this post would be the equivalent of ripping a guy’s spine out and showing it to him, while a big booming voice says, “MGK wins. FATALITY.”

Seriously, that rant is a perfect example of a phenomenon common among men with no social skills, which I have come to call, “All women are bitches…and why won’t they go out with me?” Guys like this do “the right things” to get a woman to like them so they can have sex with them, and then are completely confused by the fact that the woman doesn’t. When, in fact, the woman in question is actually smart and good at picking up signals, and can tell very clearly that the guy is only interested in her as a receptacle for his bodily fluids, and that all the “liking her” stuff is just pretense. So she gets the hell away from him. He thinks, “Well, women just don’t like guys who do nice things for them,” and blames women for being so damn fickle. So his next would-be girlfriend can not only detect the insincerity and inabilty to actual deal with her as a human being, she can also detect simmering misogyny just under the surface. So she gets the hell away from him. Which makes things worse and worse, leading into a death spiral that can only end with the guy posting angry gibberish on Craigslist.

Actual nice guys usually wind up with good women, even if they are shy, because if they are really nice and friendly to everyone they meet for non-ulterior motives, eventually they’re going to meet a woman who likes nice guys and is willing to make the first move. But anyone can tell a screaming loser like this from a mile away.

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NewtypeS3 said:

God, this guy sounds like he belongs on an ‘unbiased’ news show that only complains about the Government or the War on Iraq. You know, because it’s so ‘unbiased.’

What is that, Bizarro Fox News?

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That rant is totally the product of male entitlement. Every dude, no matter how much they don’t bath or how stupid they act in public or how selfish they are, is totally entitled to ” his fair share ” of some woman’s body. at least in his own head. She’s attractive, so obviously her attractiveness belongs to him, and any other guy who wants a piece of it, and she’s a bitch for not understanding that. What’s she entitled to ? The pleasure of the entitled guy’s company I guess. Whole thought process is gross.

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You rock, so hard.

Thank you. Women may lament that there’s no nice guys anymore, but they are also not speaking for “all women” when they whine, so stop blaming ALL women. Thank you so much for writing this.

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This post rocks so much! I prefer geeky guys over nice guys myself, as most geeks tend to be nice AND they’re too busy leveling up to go on shopping trips or bake good “for no reason,” but I have a couple of friends I fear might start down the “Nice Guy” path, so I’ma forward this along to them. Thank you! Truly, this is a future law degree already put to good use. *beam*

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Word. And then Nice Guys make women more likely to be nasty to perfectly Good Guys who want to be friends, because we assume they’re NGs… so really, if women are seeing a lack of appealing men to be friends with and have sex with, it’s because of the Nice Guys. Ha.

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Cookie McCool said on December 17th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

I can’t really say anything better than what has been said previously, but I feel the deep need to do so anyway. What a maroon. Guys like that make me want to nail my vagina shut, just in case.

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Well said!

Honestly, that’s what I love about my nice guy boyfriend. He had the guts to actually tell me he had feelings for me, despite the fact that I would probably shoot him down.

I like women you see, and never tried to hide that.

Damn those interwebs and their interaction without bodies. Makes a girl question her sexuality, really… 5 years going strong! Maybe males aren’t that bad after all…

But regardless of that, the whole post just reeks of this horrible sex-trade thing. I mean seriously, just the notion of doing things for someone else just to get together is sickening. I wonder if he would feel the same about his male friends, when he listened to them bitch about their girlfriends or lack thereoff, or went shopping with them.

I mean really, the thing that annoys me the most is the fact that it implies that men and women can’t hang out together and be friends, it is all a trade of favours vs teh sex.

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I am embarrassed by how attractive I find you right now.

I have to steer clear of Craigslist most days, because even just the “Best Of” posts have these land mines in them. They depress me; I despair for the people who write them. How can you hate “women” (such a stable and easily summarized group of people!) so much? It’s a sad and rather boring view of the world.

As a side note, a lot of those Nice Guys who do so much for that one woman are just as ungracious to their other female friends, who they don’t want to bone. A few of my guy friends would whine about a girl who wasn’t interested in them to me for hours; I wasn’t like them, and I listened out of friendship, but it galled me sometimes how they didn’t notice the similarity.

Anyway – excellent response. I really enjoyed reading it, and it made me feel a whole hell of a lot better than Craigslist does.

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Well, Jess, I am extraordinarily beautiful.

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And…yes, MGK has rolled a natural 20. MGK, the Nice Guy is taken completely by surprise. Your +5 Sword of Pwning completely severs his head, which unfortunately is only temporarily disabling and does not impair his ability to post to Craigslist. However, since you’ve demonstrated your awareness that women are human beings, he now considers you to be a homosexual and therefore not a threat to his territory. And, of course, he has no treasure, carrying only his beloved pile of horseshit. Do you want to attack again, or move on?

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Marry me, I’m not even kidding.

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Aardy — I found someone complaining about that one 8 days before it was posted at Craig’s list. And even then it looked eerily familiar to me, I think its a been an email forward a few times. http://brokenporcelaindoll.blog.co.uk/2007/11/11/how_the_fook_do_i_approach_this~3277473

Charlotte — Every guy should be made to watch the Tao of Steve before getting to High School. They can use that block of time in middle school when the girls are separated from them and learning about feminine hygiene.

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I love you.

Although I hate these kind of guys, I know a guy just like this and he keeps saying “Girls don’t want guys like me they want idiots” The guy is the most boring guy in the world, he is ugly, antisocial and dresses like a grandad, he is not ever going to be anything more than “a weird guy” to any girl at this rate. On the other hand I thought like this until meeting my current girlfriend. The problem is guys who are just genuinly trying to be nice can get grating, nobody likes to be called 4 times a day by some insufferable jackass who just goes on and on about how they want to be with you forever, and I learnt that the hard way. So you don’t have to be jackassy, but just tone it down a bit, geez.
Although I have heard a girl say “Why don’t i meet any nice guys” who is a wonderful example of this, if she ever met a nice guy she would vomit on him then fuck some other guy who offered her weed.

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The guy is the most boring guy in the world, he is ugly, antisocial and dresses like a grandad, he is not ever going to be anything more than “a weird guy” to any girl at this rate.

None of those things are reasons to hate him, though. Have you tried giving him any of the advice posted here without putting him down?

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I’ve been with the same “jerk” for over thirteen years (I know he is a “jerk”; several Nice Guys I knew in high school told me so). Over the course of our relationship, he’s done the following:

Held my hair back while I puked my guts out, and cleaned up the toilet afterwards.

Took my incurably ill cat to the vet when I couldn’t, and held her while she died.

Made countless numbers of dinners, candle-lit and otherwise.

Nursemaided me after gall bladder surgery for a whole week’s worth of fetching popsicles, books, cats, laptops, etc. from the first floor.

Attended family functions because I asked him to be there, even though many members of my family don’t like him.

There’s more, of course, but I think that’s enough to make my point. But this is the guy who’s still a “jerk”, presumably because he has strong opinions, is charming and flirtatious, and goes after what he wants. Do we fight? Of course! If passions don’t rise on occasion, you don’t have a relationship, you have a roommate. It seems to me that these “nice guys” just love to focus on the bad things that they can see from the outside. “HE made her cry; see what a jerk he is? I would never do that!” And he probably wouldn’t; the “nice guy” approach would be to passive-aggressively pout whenever his pedestaled goddess did something that he didn’t like, instead of doing something as constructive as actually throwing his feelings on the table where they can be dealt with by everyone. Martyrdom is the “nice guy”‘s weapon of choice, and a lot of times the “jerks” are every guy who isn’t single.

Oh, and for the record? My “jerk” and I started dated when I was sixteen. The first time I had official, “all the way” penetration intercourse? I was twenty, because that was when I decided that I was emotionally ready and able to deal with any consequences. Do the math and tell me that I “owe” YOU favors for condescending to hold a door open for me.

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Wow. You get it. …That’s actually really hot, I think. And well-said.

For a long time, I haven’t been sure how to characterize the kinds of guys who feel ‘creepy’ to me– but this is -it-. It’s that feeling that everything a person does for you, they do with the supposition that they can put it on your ‘tab’, and then, sooner or later, you have to pay up, with interest even. Sincerity’s such a turn-on, but so hard to find sometimes.

Also, this was the worst of it all:
You ignored the nice guy. You used him for emotional intimacy without reciprocating, in kind, with physical intimacy.

Huh. I had no idea that if I was offered a hug by one of my male friends, I should politely refuse, since it would be taking advantage of him if I didn’t whore myself out afterwards. I’ll put it in a memo, so I can interact correctly with him, with all proper procedures. Return embrace with embrace. Second embrace should lose panties.

It’s a shame that the letter-writer is anonymous; names make people so much easier to avoid.

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Chris, you were thinking of Le Chateau.

Otherwise, spot on.

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God, that man is probably out raping someone he feels cheated him out of a fuck when he paid for dinner and she just said “thanks”.

You really did call it. I’ve seen this happen with some of my friends. My stalky boy experiences were different– one was actually very sweet, which made me feel bad about turning him down, but he had absolutly no self confidence and I wanted to have fun on a date, not spend hours trying to reassure him that I think he’s a good person. I’m not one of those chicks who goes ga-ga over boys who are projects. In fact, I dont know any woman who is.

The line between sensitive guy and annoying moper is not as fine as some would like us to believe. In fact, its not so much a line as a canyon.

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Salmo, the problem with telling these guys to find a girl they actually like is that Nice Guys don’t actually *like* women. They see them as little better than Fleshlights with an extra orifice.

To them, women are not people. They’re a means to an end – his orgasm. Nothing else matters.

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… and your rebuttal is hereby guaranteed to get you more nooky than the Nice Guy has ever received in his entire life.

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Thud. You know, this exact issue has plagued me for years. The guy in question was my nice (not puppy dog-like) friend. We did concerts, shopping, dinners, etc. I found a boyfriend, he found fury and “moved on.” Did I use him for solace? I guess we all use friends to prop us up, fill our down time, etc., but it’s reciprocal. I never wanted him, I don’t want him now, I don’t regret not having sex with him (it never occured to me to do so as I was not attracted to him, and I’m not a prostitute), and I’m happily married to the “other nice guy,” to whom I am attracted.

Thank you for freeing me from an elusive kind of guilt I almost forgot I carried around.

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I found a boyfriend, he found fury and “moved on.”

“Fury.” That’s fucked up.

I don’t like to think of anybody as a loser because of their appearance or job, but other than that I agree with MGK on everything, including that if you don’t bother to tell the person you are interested in how you feel, you can’t realistically expect anything to happen. Maybe it will, but don’t bet on it.

Some of these Nice Guys are undoubtedly assholes who are delusional enough to think that being nice entitles them to sex. OTOH, some of ’em might just not know how to approach women even at their age (which is sad), and before blasting them I’d wanna give them the advice that Queen Anthai did in the very first comment and see if they took it. But there’s absolutely no call for hating the woman in that situation, total agreement here.

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Fantastic, insightful post. Since the beginning, my life has been a series of being in situations where the environment has a high number of females in proportion to males (having a little sister and stay-at-home mother, being in honors classes at a co-ed school, being on swim teams and taking art classes, working as a server in a restaurant), and I suppose I’ve been forced early on to learn that females are people, interesting in their own right, and not objects that are entitled to be subjected willy-nilly to romantic and sexual entrendes from me. So it’s always a shock to see those who are still stuck in a “women are sexual vending machines” mode of thinking, and always a pleasure to see such Nice Guys taken down.

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You are a very wonderful and awesome individual. Also, the following: “Doesn’t he know that chicks dig a dude with mad grammar skills? They are after me all the time to show me how I cleft a gerund, it makes them fucking swoon, it does.” completely rocked my socks off. I love you.

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Hit the nail on the head. This guy isn’t a “nice guy”, he’s a “creepy douchebag”.

Who the fuck thinks opening doors for girls is going to get them any action at all? Jebus, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day. I don’t think there’s a woman alive who gets wet at the idea of some creepy guy in a sweater vest holding a god damn door open. We all know he’s holding the door open so he can look at her ass as she walks ahead of him.

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Can I just say that you rock? Yes, really!

In all honesty, I don’t think I’ve ever had a “nice guy” platonic friendship of any sort. Maybe I was too much of a bookwork or something, but close friendships were far and few between during high school and college.

When someone uses the word “nice” to describe themselves, I grimace, because, to me, nice=doormat. No woman wants a doormat.

Being kind, polite, caring, and generous are not in the same field as “nice.”

I also raised my eyebrows when FNG professed his ardent interest in shopping with his object of sexual interest.

Huh? In nearly 10 years of marriage and 2 years of courtship, the only shopping I’ve done with my husband is for furniture, appliances, and the occasional trip together to the grocery store.

If he ever professed an interest in going to the mall with me (especially if I was shoe shopping); I would be compelled to do one of two things: I would either check him for a fever or ask him if he’s gay.

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Another Laura said on December 20th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

I knew a guy like this. He was of the opinion that buying dinner and a movie entitled one to sex. He and I were “friends” of the Platonic sort, and I had to explain to him numerous times that buying stuff for a woman doesn’t obligate her to have sex. This isn’t a quid pro quo business transaction and she is not a prostitute whose services are being prepaid.

I’ve seen this rant in a Dear Abby column several years ago. Dear Abby cheered him on with an admonition to the ladies to pay attention.

It creeped me out then and it creeps me out now. Stalkers are not nice guys. Guys who think all women are prostitutes are not nice guys. Guys who think that all women should be available to any man for the asking and that sex is not on a case by case basis are not nice guys.

I loved your dismantling of that creep’s rant. You are a gentleman, not a faux Nice Guy (TM).

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I seriously want you to cleft some gerunds right now.

Er. And to respond to the post: awesome.

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seriously, I would bone you for like fifteen years without pause based only on this post

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I’d also like to add that maybe some women go for “jerks” because we just want to have sex with someone who seems to know what he is doing. Yes that’s right – women can be shallow and all about the sex as well. And if he is a jerk you don’t have to worry about hurting his feelings either. I just couldn’t stomach having exploratory casual sex with the guy who told me that I was the sun on his sky and the jewel in the ethiopian’s ear (actual qoute – he got it from Romeo and Juliet).

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About 25 years ago, while I was in college, I had a conversation with a guy I had known slightly in high school who was now working behind the counter at the local movie rental place. I don’t remember why he started lamenting to me that women just weren’t interested in Nice Guys, that they only wanted to date jerks, but he did, and I…blinked at him. I blinked through my desire to ask him if he’d considered losing 50 lbs, getting a good job and learning to dress; I blinked through my curiosity as to whether he’d ever asked out a fat girl, or plain girl, or if all of these elusive, misguided objects of his desire were actually hot out of all proportion to his own less attractive self; I took my video and walked away, mildly creeped out. I’m still not sure why some guys are so certain that being “nice” and being at all attractive are mutually exclusive–maybe because, lacking one, they want to believe they’ve cornered the market on the other. Um, no. Maybe you, too, could be both nice and attractive to women, Nice Guy, if you put a little effort into it. If you were actually a nice guy, that is, and not an entitled, passive-aggressive asshole.

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What creeps me out more than this fucknugget on CL is the fact that the blogs you linked to up above there are full of other fucknuggets who’re wholeheartedly agreeing with this guy. It’s like they’re coming out of the freaking woodwork now that they’ve got something to rally around. Jesus – yes, also, all women who ignore Nice Guys are white and if you want some real submissive pussy you should date an Asian girl! This – this! – is why I eye every white guy with a Chinese tattoo on his arm who comes up to me in a bar with suspicion, why ‘nice’ guys make my skin crawl when they tell me how they like traditional girls (I mean what). I – it is frightening that there are guys out there who target women of a particular ethnicity specifically to ease their own egos, just because their skin colour comes with expected ‘benefits’.
Yes, because we’re all delicate Oriental lotus flowers aching to practise our secret Eastern love techniques on you because we love the white manmeat (yeah, the current population of China says ‘no’; also, see: Japan, yaoi). That’s not being ‘nice’, that’s being a racist self-entitled piece of ratshit.

Uh, sorry to hijack your post. I think I want ‘cleft a gerund’ on a tshirt now. Swoon.

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MGK, I love your brain.

Like, kind of a whole lot right now.

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“Yes, because we’re all delicate Oriental lotus flowers aching to practise our secret Eastern love techniques on you”

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?…

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This guy is the guy who, in all seriousness, is a date rapist to the girls who say yes to him or who he picks up drunk in a bar. The part where he admits to being out, trolling to vent his ‘newly found’ cynacism on sone young, inexperienced gullible girl? Straight up screams serial date rapist to me.

Thanks for the replies. It’s nice to have men point out the fallacies of these kinds of arguments. When I do it, people call me a “feminazi.”

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Salmo, well stated, and wholly agreed with. I’m in about the same boat, right down to the Renaissance Faires. To all nice guys, cultivate patience. Eventually you’ll run into someone who wants exactly what you are, and that’s a hell of a lot more satisfying than changing who you are to attract someone.

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That was beyond excellent. Thank you.

…would you please cleft me a gerund now? I haven’t had a good swoon in a few days.

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Lately I’ve read more and more complaints like these from “Nice Guys” on MySpace, LJ and Blogspot, and I have to state the obvious: It doesn’t matter how “nice” and “accomodating” you are to a woman, or how “witty” and “intelligent” you are – if you’re a grown man living with your parents who has a crap, dead-end job, you’d have to miraculously beautiful and charming to attract any woman (and I’m talking Brad Pitt pretty). So I say: get your own place, find a decent job, wash, shave, brush your teeth, lose weight, dress in clean, plain clothes and show some interest in the women you admire. Guess what: THIS WILL GET YOU LAID. THIS WILL GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND. Just standing in her line of sight WILL NOT DO IT. And just being a het male will not do it anymore — you have to refine and maintain the whole package.

And — oh, yeah — a little thing called “chemistry” often comes into play here. Sometimes no matter how clean and nice and attentive and wonderful you are, if the object of your affection feels no “zing” while in your presence, she just doesn’t feel it. It’s no one’s fault – certainly NOT hers. It’s a mystery. Smart people keep perservering until they do feel it reciprocally with someone.

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Hear hear. A friend of mine, who I consider to be a nice guy, albeit, one with talent, smarts, charm and good looks, sent me the original, slightly less nasty version that several people have mentioned, in email once and I was like ‘whut?’. I dated him for a while and found him to be a good boyfriend, but he seemed to lack nerve. We never fought, there was no passion. In the end we had an amicable break up and are still friends. He still tells me once in a while that he doesn’t’ have girl friends and isn’t getting laid. I don’t really know how to help him with this. He has a good job, goes to school, his own car, though admittedly still lives with his folks.. but he is cute, charming, funny, etc. I slept with him, after all. He is considerate and attentive in bed, but unsure of himself and his size, which I’ve noticed many guys are very concerned about. For some reason men think if they have a big todger, they are immediately great at sex. Most women I’ve talked to are much less concerned about size, so much as they are ability to use what is at hand. If you can get her off, and yourself in the process, the size of you todger becomes irrelevant. Most women, though I know of at least one who claims to enjoy huge men, (pain is love, to her at least), cringe at the idea of a guy trying to cram something huge in something we know is so small. How to let the rest of the world in on this remains as yet a mystery to me.
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I am so very grateful to hear *men* seeing through the passive-aggressive, self-justifying crap driveled by the CL guy – it gives me some hope for humanity, even in the face of all the sick jerks who *also* can’t see past their own crotches to acknowledge just how self-absorbed this loser is. It is horrifying to see anyone who equates “doing things others deem nice in order to get laid” with “nice” (Imagine these same male cheerleaders if some woman tried the same trick with them, but for their money…?). Even more frightening is the fact that I have a 10 year old daughter who will have to go through all this… But, in the end, I really have to publicly give thanks for my TRULY nice husband of over 14 years: he is G-d’s personal gift to me, and things like this make me cherish him all the more.

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MGK, my gerund awaits your clefting skills. You big non-Nice Guy, you.

*swoon*

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Still writing great stuff, I see.

I’m a true Former Nice Guy, in the sense that I don’t do this kind of stupid shit anymore. I consider it part of my somewhat delayed and very messy adolescence.

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Oh, yeah, I remember 2 guys who this could have been. Was he the one I was convinced was gay because he always wanted to go on those girly shopping trips? Or was he the one I had to sic my mother’s ex mafia boyfriend on when he ignored the restraining orders from me, my roommate and several friends.

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I’ve never actually heard of, let alone experienced, a friendship like the one FNG is describing, with the guy as shopping partner/shoulder to cry on. However, I have seen them in lots of films, usually with musical montages, and in all the ones I can think of the girl is under the impression that the guy is gay (“Chuck and Larry” comes to mind). So talking about her boyfriend while trying on clothes together? Not really marketing yourself to your target demographic. And perhaps finding one’s modus operandi in cheesy films is not the smartest thing, either.

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Andy Longwood said on December 27th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

I can pick apart this guy’s argument right away.

“What happened to all the nice guys?”

Women never ask this. Women ask “Where are all the attractive, intelligent, interesting, charming, gainfully employed, self-confident, nice guys?”

So, you see, Former Nice Guy, one out of seven will not get you pussy. =D

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You can cleft my gerund any day.

Seriously, male feminists–and really, anyone who just thinks people like the “Nice Guy” who posted that is a doucehbag is a feminist–are hot.

It’s not hard. It’s really not that hard to impress a girl. It just takes some work. It might not work out in the end, you might not click like you hoped, but it’s not that hard to woo one enough for them to give you a shot.

And girls can be on the other end. I have. I’ve been the supportive friend, I’ve been the ones that said, “Listen, she is treating you very badly. I wouldn’t. Just throwing that out there. I’ll be your friend either way.” It didn’t work out between us, but in the end he was away from the psychobitch at least, so I’m grateful for that, and last I heard he was doing okay. And that was what I wanted–whether it was with me or not, I wanted him to be happy.

There is a different between being nice for the sake of being nice, being a friend for the sake of being a friend, and then being a dickless little dillweed faking being nice to get sex.

Thank you for this. You saved me valuable time I might’ve spent mocking it myself.

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The Nice Guy does have a point. While he himself is very probably an asshole with wildly unrealistic expectations and a misogynist attitude there quite a lot people of both sexes out there with considerable issues from a past relationship and there are enough abusive, manipulative women around who will keep a nice guy handy, giving him just enough hope and mixed signal to make sure the already low probability of him forcing a decision stays zero and taking a disproportionate share of the benefits of the relationship. Heck some do it unintentionally, genuinely unaware of the nice guy’s feelings. People of either sex are being mean to other people all the time for all sorts of reasons and a tiny part of that causes genuine nice guys changing because they wrongly assume it’s them and not the woman’s fault. (Of course, at the same time, lots of former nice guy change back and some bona fide pigs turn good because they finally end up in a healthy, loving and trusting relationship.)

Which is a long winded way of saying, yeah, the guy’s probably a dick, but IMO there’s a decent chance he just had some bad experiences.

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No, Markus, he’s definitely a dick. What he describes is *him* being abusive and manipulative in the hopes of getting laid, not a woman taking advantage of him. Standing around grinning intensely and hoping women will suddenly start ripping off your clothes is passive-aggressive bullshit, not “nice.” And “forcing a decision”–what is that? You’re sounding a little “nice guy” there yourself.

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I was talking about asking for a definitive answer whether anything more intimate than friendship is going to happen between people. Which sometimes isn’t necessary one way or the other, sometimes is misunderstood one way or the other and in some cases is deliberately keep unclear. Some cases of that subset are straight up abusive, others, while still deliberate, are more motivated by a false sense of politeness, propriety, third party concerns etc. I’ve seen people of both sexes keep a partner in deliberate (or at least culpable) uncertainty, except with guys the benefits are more often physical. It’s incredibly common and frequently involves measures to ensure decisive questions are not asked, “decisions not forced” as i put it earlier. If you’re really unfamiliar, ask away.

And “he’s definitely a dick” – what is that? Do you know this guy at all? I mean, beyond having read a single rant of his on the internet? You’re sounding very much like a judgemental, stuck-up asshole there yourself, which, incidentally I am pointing out because there’s nothing that ensures constructive dialogue over a disagreement or a misunderstanding than jumping on single turn of phrase in lieu of the gist and pairing what could be a legitimate question with an underhanded insult. I know, you put a question mark behind it, and that makes all the difference in the world.

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I’d say that the anonymous writer (and this certainly has a feel like it’s been glossed by more than one redactor) has one and only one valid point: Women who complain that there aren’t any “nice guys” out there probably aren’t in touch with what they want in a “nice guy,” or are unwilling to change themselves to attract one that meet her definition of the same. That is as bad as, say, a “nice guy” who then becomes a not-so-nice whiner that he can’t find a true relationship. (Without, apparently, having actually ASKED the object of his affections for one.)

That aside, yeah, this writer has big-time issues. Beginning with confusing “niceness” as an absolutely objective black-or-white quality (when it is, in fact, almost always a subjective quality of degree or a comparative.) It goes from there to exhibiting basic courtesy and basic friendship as something expected to be outstanding. It leads from there into horribly confusing emotional intimacy with physical intimacy, and that the former necessitates the latter in his worldview. Finally, and most damningly, he seems to be completely oblivious that there actually ARE such things as platonic male-female relationships. And if you find yourself in one (male or female,) and want it to go further than just platonic friendship, it’s YOUR responsibility to find out if the other is interested. And then respect that decision either way.

@markus: You have a point that this guy might have simply been damaged by previous relationships or any other number of issues. But he certainly also believes that being “nice” implies that the object of his affection should therefore reciprocate the way he expects. Under the surface of it he’s just as desirous of controlling his relationships as the ones he accuses as being “not nice” guys. So maybe he was never one in the first place.

All I can say is, thank God I got over what this guy thinks a “nice guy” is – in sufficient time to have met the woman I’m married to now and whom I work my hardest for to earn the privilege of being with her until one of us dies. And yet, somehow, I still manage to be as nice as I can to others. All others, male and female. Imagine that.

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theruthless1 said on January 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Hey MGK – do you mind if I cut/paste this response the CL posters who use this? tx!!!!

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Most of what I would say has already been said, and phrased better than I could phrase it. So instead, I will simply say “You, sir! Yes YOU! YOU are my hero!”

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orangehands said on May 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 am

Can I just repeat all the applause?

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Despite having enjoyed your LJ posts re: comics at some point (I remember reading them but not when), I never saw this post before someone linked it today. But it cracked me up and it’s right on the money re: nice guys. Thanks for writing it and for pointing out so clearly why this particular attitude of men is ridiculous.

I had a friend once (years ago, before I’d heard the label “Nice Guy” who was a variant of the Nice Guy here. No, he didn’t shop with me, but he passively-agressively hinted that maybe he wanted to go out sometime, without ever saying it. And I made it clear I understood and wasn’t interested, but he kept doing it. And then I’d say something (not complaining, just some neutral statement) about my boyfriend, and he’d make some comparison indicating that he’d be the better guy for me, again without really saying it. *rolls eyes* The reason I continued to be friends with him was because, unlike the prototypical Nice Guy, he actually was a lot of fun and an interesting person, and didn’t indulge in the above behavior enough to make it so annoying as to overshadow the good parts of his personality.

This is the best part, though. After I was not with Boyfriend anymore, and was still friends with Nice Guy, he asked me what, in my opinion, would make him a more attractive person to women (read: women like me). So I told him. I said, “You aren’t unattractive – but you need to exercise, stand up straight, dress better, and lose the sideburns. And THEN you have to work on not being so mean to people, particularly on first meeting them (he was. Not to me, but he made biting remarks to so many other people that he was known for it). And he went, basically, “Oh, is that all? But that’s just little stuff.” NO IT’S NOT. It’s stuff that projects an image of oneself that isn’t appealing to others. *sigh* He didn’t get that for years.

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geekygrrl88 said on June 5th, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Mad grammar skills?!?!? *SWOON*

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You are truly brilliant. See, all you had to do to impress me was competently shoot down some prat’s argument. I think I love you.

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marry me. seriously.

i despise ‘nice guys’.

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I just happened to realize this a few days ago, mate. And I totally congratulate you for that.

After 3 nonexistent years of middle school, I just wanted to make friends and be happy like a normal person. I was just being myself with the guys, and it worked. However, it wasn’t until I was 17 that I started to become interested in girls. Only problem was, it was like those 6th grade kids who just became interested in girls because they just got their first boner while staring at her classmates’ growing tits. I didn’t wanted to just hang out with them without ruling out the possibility of something a little bit more intimate; I just wanted to fuck them. But at an age where everybody is supposed to having gotten over it, nobody ever made me see the error of my ways, and I had no fucking clue on what to do. So I played the fake nice guy card.

I kept playing it during my first three college years, blind to the truth that girls can see through the ways of a nice guy who just wants to fuck a girl. My ultimate goal was always, always, getting laid. I entered a 3-year-long stage of self-deception. I deceived myself into firmly believing that I liked girls for their personality, but the truth was that I liked girls only and exclusively for their body. I used to claim that I didn’t cared much about a girl’s body, but coincidentally, I was only willing to hang out with the sexiest girls in college. The fact that my first sexual experience was at a strip club really didn’t help; it embedded in my mind the idea that ladies were prostitutes, that sex was like in porn videos. Being in an engineering major with little girls, however, I didn’t got to hang out much with the ladies, and I was still blind to the error of my ways.

That was, until I met this girl from one of my filler classes. For once, and now that I see her in a totally non-sexual way, I knew this girl was and is still the most awesome girl I ever met. Thanks to this, I was willing to settle for a friends-only, non-sexual relationship. But the fake nice guy within me was still not willing to let me go, and I thought: if I can get a relationship with her, that would be damn nice (read: I’ll fuck her), but if I can’t, that’s fine. Initially, I thought that was simply not expecting too much. Then I found out she was a true lesbian, read: forget about ever fucking her. When I found this out, I thought: alright, that’s fine, she’s a cool girl, she truly can be a great friend. But I still wanted to fuck her, and now that I found out she doesn’t likes men, I was left with a nasty case of blue balls.

After suffering and bemoaning for a week why I couldn’t fuck her, I said: OK, that’s enough, I’m putting a final stop to this bullshit. I’m banging a whore.

That day, I went to the drugstore and bought a pack of condoms, I withdrew $60 from the bank, and I went to the red light district while still under broad daylight to see how things were. It was the seediest, nastiest part of the town, and I was already kinda feeling scared, but I was willing to risk my stuff and my life just to finally get laid. I posted my intentions on Gaia just to see if someone could stop me, because I had sworn with my best friend not to ever fuck a whore in our lives, but my heart was cold and my dick was hot, so I was still preparing myself to risk my shit just for a little bit of quick sex.

That was, until an user from Gaia finally made me see the truth.

Basically, playing the nice guy ploy was not the way to go. I had to be myself, but as in, truly being myself. I thought I was indeed being myself, but my self-image was a nice-guy-who-wants-to-get-laid version of myself (such was the extent of the problem!). And the only way to do this was by shedding myself from any perverted thought about sex. My goal when hanging out with the girls was rewritten. Instead of being nice to them to have sex, my goal is to be nice to them just because it pleases me. I used to look at porn while jerking myself off to sleep all the time, because that was how I thought girls were: porn whores. But now I know they’re not. After meeting that girl, I finally got to know how it’s like to hang out with a girl I truly like for her personality, not just for her looks, and I finally got to know how it’s like to be truly honest with a girl instead of just acting nice with the goal of getting laid.

To any girl who meets a fake nice guy, I want you to put an end to their suffering and make them see the light. These people are like this because they truly believe in that shit. They deceive themselves, like I did. As you said, a central part of these people is a false hope: if you ask them if “nice” guys end up winning, they will answer yes no matter what they say. This kind of people will never get laid, ever, and I’m not afraid to recognize it myself: I was never going to get laid. (Currently? Well, maybe, not expecting it, but if it happens, good for me). Tell them to shed themselves from perverted thoughts. They might think it’s normal to jerk off to porn every night and going out to strip clubs every weekend, but it’s not. And if you know a girl who’s not terribly sexy but is indeed a very great girl to hang out with, whether it’s because she’s cheerful, literate, can tolerate guy humor or whatever the reason is, and you know a fake “nice” guy who’s in the process of finally becoming himself, introduce her to him, so that he can finally get to know what it’s like to have a pure, non-sexual relationship with a girl.

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PS: A final lesson on dogged nice guys. Whatever you do, do *not* use them for your bidding. It’s tempting, I know, but this will only make them resentful. And there is one thing that’s worse than a creepy, fake “nice guy”, and that’s a “former nice guy” who became resentful after a lifetime of manipulation, and that, as a result, became an openly misogynistic asshole who turned his sexual life to prostitutes and strippers because he thinks women are only good for a quick fuck.

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Second everyone here. You rock my socks. Are you single?
And I too want to know what self-respecting man puts up with going shopping with female friends, or putting up with baby-sitting reckless behavior at parties. You put up with that shit passive-aggressively and expect to get laid?
You know what also galls me, something that bears more repeating than what I’ve seen in the slew of responses so far? That these Nice Guys excoriate women for being shallow when it comes to looks but then they won’t deign to be interested in girls who aren’t built like Playboy bunnies. WTF? It’s like Jason Alexander’s character in Shallow Hal, who himself was far from hot yet he had exacting standards of beauty for all his potential women. Well, Jack Black’s character too, obviously. The number of guys who themselves were no Adonis complaining about there not being any hot chicks around that I’ve heard is astonishing. Yeah, thanks for making me feel good about myself as a woman, assholes.

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‘They are after me all the time to show me how I cleft a gerund, it makes them fucking swoon, it does.’

I’m a female English student… want to get coffee?

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[…] who sit around and moan that somebody else is getting the snatch to which they are entitled are, de facto, not very […]

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Jim Smith wrote: ‘On a related note, has anyone EVER heard a woman in real life actually say any variant of “Where have all the nice guys gone?”’

Yes, several times. The translation: “I’ve got some ideal man who I’m looking for, and no interest in getting to know someone for who they are. Surprisingly, I’ve not managed to meet anyone who exactly fulfils this ideal”. When a woman starts asking where all the nice guys have gone, that’s a clue that I may want to avoid them.

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Roy Ward –

I’ll start asking where all the nice guys have gone immediately, if it means men like you will avoid me.

Thanks!

(Translation of your comment, gratis: “Women are bitches. Why won’t any of them date me?”)

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I want to have your babies.

No, seriously. Spot on, well written, hilarious
and PRICELESS rant. Thank you for this.

“They are after me all the time to show me how I cleft a gerund, it makes them fucking swoon, it does”

I think I broke a rib XD

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I have so much love for this post. A friend just shared it with me, and I feel pure joy. Thank you, MGK, for pointing out just how truly creepy creeps are.

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Kaintastic said on April 6th, 2009 at 6:12 am

Oh… oh my god, a man that understands! Women all over the internet are applauding. Everything you said is completely true. ( Especially the bit about grammar- proper punctuation? HOT. )

Brilliant rebuttal!

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MGK, the ironic thing is that by showing up the “Nice Guys” for the passive-agressive, emotionally immature creeps that they are, you now have more totty at your disposal than those losers could ever dream of! Every socially competant woman who’s ever been made uncomfortable by a Nice Guy’s blatantly insincere attentions will want to jump your bones after reading this. I know I do, you had me at clefting gerunds… *rawr*

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[…] girl instead of just expecting her to notice what a wonderous human being he is like the classic Nice Guy, who believes that his friendship and companionship is like a merit system in which he […]

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Love it! Humorous and very true. Rejection is not the end of the world but getting your World of Warcraft account hacked and raided is (j/k). Sadly, I’m the Nice Girl that’s not noticed. When I am, it’s by the wrong guy. I don’t have ridiculous standards. Ask and you shall receive! What’s so hard about being honest? It’s worked for me so far. I intend for it to get me my Nice Guy. I could rant about how awesome I am because I’m a tomboy and nerd/geek that’s *gasp* actually pretty but, this is about the article and not my love life.

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I read this post a few days ago, and it’s been sticking in my mind–probably because there’s a bigger streak of “Nice Guy” in me than I’d like to admit. What I’m wondering, though, is how much the “Nice Guy” thing is reinforced in popular literature. How many romantic comedies feature a the nice guy (or nice girl) playing the role and eventually getting that significant other? Hell, if you remove every episode from “Friends” where either Rachel or Ross are playing “the nice ________” role, what you’re basically left with is a few scenes with Chandler and Joey watching Baywatch. I was re-watching Dr Horrible, and Billy pretty much IS the nice guy, too busy making passive-aggressive comments about Mr “Cheesy on the outside” to tell Penny how he feels.

Pushing it further back to its extreme, I think we can even see traces of this thread in early European lit. The Petrarchan sonnet cycle, the staple for unrequited love, is more about yearning for the girl and feeling sorry for yourself than actually getting her. The chivalric code is practically “Nice Guy” codified into law.

All of these examples carry their own counterargument to an extent–the tragedy of Dr Horrible, for example, is that if he had the courage to tell Penny, the story would (probably) have had a much happier ending. And no amount of storybooks excuse acting like an asshole. I guess I don’t really have a point, besides the idea that if I type these ideas out here, maybe they’ll stop roaming around my own head.

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You know, I’m re-reading this for the n-th time and it doesn’t get any less true the more I read it. I love this essay. Since I like a) listening to people and b) girls, I’ve heard the rant and had this discussion with a few of my guy friends, though somewhat less eloquently. I may just send them over here in the future.

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Man, I loved reading this. Thank you!

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Huh, it cut off the rest of my comment, for some reason? I’ll give up if it does it again, sorry for spammage. D:

I’ve had a few Nice Guys assume I’m the female equivalent, as well. I’d sit and listen to them gripe about their terrible roommates, or their crazy exes, and I’d try to make them feel better because I hate seeing people upset. (And I’m not talking about them saying, “I had a shitty day, can I talk to you?” I’m talking about nearly every interaction with these guys turning into me being a shoulder to cry on.) And so far, without fail, they’ve turned around and professed interest in me.

I… don’t think I can properly explain how much that makes me want to run away instantly. Just because I’m willing to sit and listen to you gripe, at least until I’ve decided that that’s all you’re going to do (rather than take steps to, say, fix it?), does not mean I’m sticking around because I expect something more. I’m trying to make you feel better because it seems like the decent human thing to do, you know? You can’t honestly think that it’s something the ladies go crazy for, so I don’t know what the deal is there.

And of course, these guys are the ones who seem to take it personally when I tell them I’m gay. Sorry, guys! I didn’t realize you were only using me as your sounding wall because you wanted in my pants! Apparently, trying to make a guy feel better when he’s down in the dumps is practically leading them on. Whoda thunk?

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What really sucks is that you can’t always tell the nice guys from the Nice Guys; I mean, you can be a nice guy who has a crush on his female friend. Being a C cup with nice legs who belonged to the Math Club, the Chess Club, the Robotics Team, and the Marching Band, I had a bunch of guy friends with things for me. They didn’t hang out with me and do stuff with/for me because of that, though; it was because they actually enjoyed spending time with me and were decent human beings. As one of them said to me, years after high school, after he and the others had all gotten over me, “I spent time with you because you were fun to be around and did things for you because you were my friend. If you decided that you were madly, passionately in love with me and wanted nothing better than to run away with me, that would’ve been nice, but I didn’t think it was likely.”
In college, I also had a guy friend who liked me, and he watched me in my room–to protect me, he said–left at least thirty messages on my phone a day, made a list of reasons why I should dump my boyfriend–who’s now, four years later, my fiance–and get with him instead, and other sweet, affectionate, nice gestures. I ended up getting a restraining order.
Look. Sometimes it’s just not meant to be. I don’t care if you’re in love with me–I think that’s sweet, actually–but that doesn’t mean that I love you back, or that I want to be with you. As much as I adore When Harry Met Sally, men and women CAN be friends. Really.

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Did anyone else have a flashback to this after the Pittsburgh gym shooting?

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For anyone coming about and reading this now, I just want to mention that the girlfriend I mentioned above is now my fiancée. Go nice guy!

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Hmm, reading this, I think i might have been a “Nice Guy” in the way that I treated others; nice so that they would be nice to me, not because I cared about them (barring my closest friends). I kinda acted this to a guy as well, but that was a fucked up night with way too much drama, so I claim extenuating circumstances.

Strangly, does anyone else notice that (even if it’s just making out), they get into more sexual situations when they *aren’t* looking for sex but just go out for fun?

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[…] by Robin G I’ve held this as a general theory for a while, so listen up, nice guys (or Nice Guys), but maybe not for the reason you’d think. I actually don’t think girls like a […]

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[…] to Point #1. I’ve held this as a general theory for a while, so listen up, nice guys (or Nice Guys), but maybe not for the reason you’d think. I actually don’t think girls like a […]

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[…] to Point #1. I’ve held this as a general theory for a while, so listen up, nice guys (or Nice Guys), but maybe not for the reason you’d think. I actually don’t think girls like a […]

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I hope you don’t mind, but I linked to & quoted your post in response to a bar-hopping Nice Guy’s commentary becoming popular on Digg:

http://digg.com/people/Why_I_didn_t_buy_you_a_drink_PIC

I think that one hits a new low — she owes him drinks/sex for spending ANY time with her rather than his friends!

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This is in response to Whitecat who said in response to Roy Ward:

‘I’ll start asking where all the nice guys have gone immediately, if it means men like you will avoid me.'(Translation of your comment, gratis: “Women are bitches. Why won’t any of them date me?”)

Dear Whitecat – you ARE a bitch.WHY WOULD anyone date you in the first place?

It’s also amusing that the sycophants posting here say that the author is going to ‘get laid’ more frequently – WOW! Doesn’t THAT make him a bit of a sex-hungry creep? Idiots.

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I married a nice guy. A genuinely considerate and nice guy. I married him because and asked me out, was a competent adult, and we were great to one another. The longer we dated, the more apparent his nice-guyness became. Nice guys do end up with love in the end.

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Lulz. Another pathetic shitbag gets his conceits skewered by another higher on the evolutionary ladder. Always good reading.

*Sigh* When are some people going to realise that no-one will ever be interested in them beyond serving as a grim reminder of how much nature fucks up sometimes? The only thing left for them is either tissue paper and Astroglide or, ideally, a glass of arsenic on the rocks?

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I absolutely LOVE this! When you put it this way, the misogyny of the average “nice guy” mentality is so obvious. No wonder they piss me off.

Also, your grammar skills are MAJORLY sexy 🙂

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Roy Ward —

I read your comment and I dunno, I didn’t see any misogynist intent there. I’ve heard out plenty of women with their own ridiculous expectations of the opposite sex — how much taller he’s got to be, how much more money he makes (both true stories), etc. and lamenting their artificial misfortune — and they’re just as annoying as guys like the original CL poster.

I just avoid people of this type, of both sexes, or if they’re old friends who’ve revealed this unfortunate belief later, assiduously avoid the topic.

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RichardJ said on April 5th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

He’s wrong – he isn’t a “recovering nice guy”. He’s not any kind of nice guy. He’s a dick.

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I’m so glad I happened upon your post this week. Not only were your comments hilarious, but it reminded me of a frustrating situation I’ve been having with a FNG recently. I think one reason that FNGs strike out with this behavior is because girls can see right through it. It’s what separates nice guys we could picture dating if they told us about their feelings, from guys who come on way too strong and become stalkerish in their behavior when we tell them we aren’t interested and they feel entitled. That’s an automatic turnoff. Niceness alone doesn’t cut it. We want guys who are smart, charismatic, have goals and confidence. They don’t have to look like a male model and they can be offbeat and have nerdy interests, but at least in my opinion, there needs to be chemistry and attraction, which is something these FNGs just don’t seem to grasp and continue to try to force the relationship toward romance. No girls like being goaded into sleeping with a guy. They’re more likely to issue a restraining order than jump into bed with the dude.

And I agree with everyone else that I don’t know any girls who run to these guys to cry over bad relationships. Maybe these girls are out there, who knows. But no one I know would ever turn for comfort to a guy she knows is in love with her, and cry about how much she loves some other guy. Perhaps these guys thought they were being obvious about their feelings, but were so vague or hiding of it that the girls have no idea. But if it’s out there, and the girl says she isn’t romantically interested, and these FNGs are only interested in the girl because he wants to fuck her, he should probably realize it’s never gonna happen & move on rather than blaming all women.

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I actually haven’t heard a woman complain about a lack of “nice guys” since I was around 18. Given how creepy this guy sounds, I’m willing to bet that all the women he talks to are barely legal.

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Great, another prat making women the scapegoat for his own obvious shortcomings. This shit drives me nuts. One thing I’ve learned: in romantic pursuits, you WILL fail, no way around that. The problem is when you fail consistently. That’s when you should at the very least CONSIDER that something may be going on with you.

Let’s put aside his douchebaggery and misogynistic fury for a second. The dude sounds broken; he’s invested in his insanely myopic opinion that women only go for “jerks”. How nice is it, really, to blame your relationship woes on others? It’s convenient, yes, but does nothing to solve the problem He needs to stop looking for fault in others and admit to the shit ton of fault in himself. As it goes, actions speak louder than words. FNG’s actions are screaming “prick” in that lovely diatribe.

The main difference between the nice guy and the Nice Guy is the nice guy doesn’t have to say he’s nice, because the niceness presents itself in the nice things he does. Yet Nice Guys never pick up that they’re no better than the “jerks” they berate. They’re essentially the same kind of person with the same agenda, the Nice Guy is just covert where the Jerk is overt.

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Sazarrama said on July 11th, 2010 at 8:02 pm

So true. Mind you, I’m dating a nice guy. But the minute I realised I had feelings for him, I actually made it known to him. And he does work for me.

But I get what the author’s saying. No girl’s gonna pay any attention to a guy if he doesnt let her know. We can’t read minds either!

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Diagoras said on July 19th, 2010 at 12:47 am

Love this page!

C said in part: “The main difference between the nice guy and the Nice Guy is the nice guy doesn’t have to say he’s nice, because the niceness presents itself in the nice things he does. Yet Nice Guys never pick up that they’re no better than the “jerks” they berate. They’re essentially the same kind of person with the same agenda, the Nice Guy is just covert where the Jerk is overt.”

Yes, exactly! I married a lowercase nice guy, and I don’t believe that the world is really in short supply of them. But Nice Guys would have you believe that every man out there competing for the same women he wants is a jerk 🙂

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Mike Hunt said on July 29th, 2010 at 9:42 pm

Wow.

It is sad how women react when you tell them exactly what they want to hear…

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An Actual Nice Guy said on September 4th, 2010 at 11:03 pm

Ugh, another Douche in nice guy’s clothing ruining it for true nice guys. I was a friend to girls in high school because they liked the same things I did, mostly in music. I agree with the Author for the most part, that this is just a little prick who has romantic issues. In fact, the only thing I can pick at is his apparent hatred of WoW. Which, I find mildly amusing.

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[…] Here is MightyGodKing’s post on “The Nice Guy.” (Bizarrely, note who the first commenter on this post is. It’s been an issue FOR A WHILE.) […]

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Dogging a smart, self-confident woman is creepy. When the Nice Guy goes after an inexperienced, gullible girl…it’s a bit scary. Imagine a girl who has never been looked at by a guy before suddenly getting all the Nice Guy’s attention and ‘care’. Maybe she also has a problem herself, and it’s that she craves affection. She has no idea how this courtship thing goes, how far he’s supposed to let him go on with his actions, and maybe she concludes that odd feeling in her gut is just her being too reserved and inexperienced and just flattered by his actions–it’s not her being creeped out at ALL. So she reciprocates, innocently, with gifts in return, and then maybe even goes out with him. But the guy continues to take things further. And then one day the girl is drunk and vulnerable. Guess what happens.

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Boringusername said on November 1st, 2010 at 5:32 am

@Yves, ok I will guess, she has the time of her life. Then Nice Guy ™ gets to know her and realises she is a moraly bankrupt loser and moves on to someone else, and she goes on to get jackhammered by a string of a-holes until she is a worn-out bitter 30 somthing dragging around at least two bastard kids who she has no idea who the fathers are. Then in a fit of desperation (because she is too damaged to support herself) manages to convice some other Nice Guy ™ that she is actually a worthwhile person (and not some worn out slut), who marries her and supports her and her bastards while she bangs the mailman…. Good guess?

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@Boringusername: You fucker. The scenario that Yves laid out is exactly the one that happened with me and an ex. The only difference is, I got the hell out of there before I could be coerced into banging him because I eventually realized that he was being “nice” just to get sex. He never got that, and for the past…. oh, year or so, I’ve heard about him through mutual friends, and he hasn’t gotten a girlfriend or gotten laid since then. I wasted four months on that creep.

Know what now? I’m in a long-term, healthy relationship with a guy that’s actually nice, along with many other qualities, including being interested in me for more than sex.

I’m pretty sure I don’t follow your cynical, misogynist, asshole guess.

Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

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You know, sometimes I wonder if, maybe, two people meet at a party, don’t exactly hit it off, go out a few times, have a falling out, get back together, have a generally decent and loving relationship, not perfect, but nothing is.

Of course, that would never happen. Not on the INTERNET.

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Sooo…. wait. When i listen to her, and all the shit she goes through and try and help her, i’m being a jerk? When I told her i really had feelings for her and she told me the same then the next day was instead telling me about her new boyfriend, i was at fault? When i still stand by with a fake smile and and talk to her when no one else would, i’m being a pussy? When she says there’s no good guys left and i laugh and say I guess so as she runs back to him, that makes me in the wrong? So i’m just a creeper to all of you or some fucked up loser? What is it? Not all nice guys play this out for sex, i just want to see her happy which is why i don’t say much about her and him anyways… BUT BACK TO POINT. Am i just a loser then?

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@Frodo: Yes. You are a loser. You are also kind of creepy and may be a jerk, but I’ll get to that in a moment.

The tone and tenor of your post is rage-filled bitterness. That is what makes you a loser. It’s the same thing that makes the original “Internet Nice Guy” post an asshole: the bitter, rage filled contempt.

To address your individual questions: Yes, you were a jerk. You were a probably jerk because, according to your next sentence, you were going through this to hit on her. That’s what jerks do, making dishonest calculated gestures with an expectation of them paying off later, but that doesn’t make you a bad person, necessarily.

You were not at fault (except for the jerk thing, above), but you maybe should have taken the hint that she was trying to let you down easy, based on the next-day boyfriend thing. But that’s probably ok, since it takes time to learn these things.

You were not being a pussy, you were being a creepy stalker. You should stop doing that (both the fake smile and the stalkerish hope for the pick-up on the rebound).

You are not in the wrong, since you are not either acting like her friend, nor a nice guy yourself (see above).

Yes, and yes again, since you are clearly playing this out for hopes of sex, or at least a relationship, hence the ‘telling about my feelings’ followed by the rejection followed by the emotional manipulation (fake smiles, passive-aggressive co-dependance, ect.), and the anger being in her life is causing you.

Happily, all of this is fixable. You don’t have to be a loser, or a creepy jerk asshole. If you want to display how important you are to this girl simply remove yourself from her.

Do something else. Read a book. Go jogging. Join a bowling league. Volunteer at a shelter. Better yourself, so if she does decide that she has feelings for you and not her no-good boyfriend you’ll be soemthing other than her emotional punching bag who complains on an internet forum that you get punched.

Also, go listen to Dan Savage at the Savage Lovecast. You’ll get some perspective on things (well, at least I’m not a 35 year-old clown fetishist with intimacy issues), you’ll laugh, and gain tips on how to run a successful relationship.

Good luck, Frodo. If I knew enough for a Lord of the Rings joke this is where I would put it.

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Go back to 4chan you heaving landwhale, this isn’t the animal kingdom. Your alpha beta bullshit doesn’t fly. All women are whores. All they want is social status and money.

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Why do I have the feeling that “Former Nice Guy” is a registered sex offender?

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This would have been perfect had you not cussed like a sailor throughout it, which totally ruined it and make you seem almost as bitter as the Nice Jerks, honestly. I agree totally with what you’re saying but that was unclassy.

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Shmernof Zackof said on August 3rd, 2011 at 6:28 pm

I was a nice guy once

Then my girlfriend cheated on me and i beat the shit out of her

She’s homeless now, probably a prostitute

Isn’t it funny how some things work

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Jo – Your concern is noted. Now fuck off.

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I’m actually quite glad I came across this. It’s made me think. I mean, I hear this kind of thing popping up all the time, and it is quite annoying, but it’s not really something I really think about. The rebuttal to this rant, and especially many of the comments after it, have changed that.

It’s made me consider my own actions, and it’s interesting because I’m generally quite reflective on my life, but often when dealing with completely different aspects, not romance.

See, I’m a 21 year old guy who has always considered himself nice. I mean, mot JUST nice…I’m intelligent, and principled, and I like to think I’m caring and witty and all of that (and okay, one of my faults is obviously a rather large allotment of pride and indeed sometimes arrogance, and the latter at least isn’t good), but I’ve NEVER had any luck with romance. I mean, I’ve got plenty of female friends, but never a date, and sometimes I’ve wondered if my approach has been wrong, or if I was doing something incorrectly, or if I’m just not compatible with the kind of girl I generally find myself attracted to, or if I’m unattractive, or whatever. Never been on a single date, and not for lack of trying. Never been kissed, blah blah blah, you get the point.

But I wonder if it’s been the way I’ve thought about it that’s entirely wrong. I mean, a policy I have is not making any move romantically until I get to know a girl and can make certain I have genuine feelings for her, but when I think about the past, I realize that a lot of those friendships with females that I liked probably started because of an attraction to them- or at least it was a major factor. I like to think that I value them as people, as friends, as whatever you want to say, and I think I do, but maybe not as much as I should. Am I good friends with these girls because they’re kind, intelligent, passionate people with common interests, or because I find them attractive (it’s not as easy to figure out as it sounds as those are things I’m attracted to anyway)? I mean, there are girls I’m friends with that I’m not attracted to, but the ones I know best are the ones I am attracted to.

So I have to ask myself, what are my actual feelings about all of it? Exactly what do I think about these people? What are my motives? Are they sexual, romantic, friendship, what? And if there’s more than one, what is my main motive?

I mean, obviously I don’t want to be like Former Nice Guy up there, ever, even if I am without realizing it. Especially if I am without realizing it, really. So I really need to evaluate things.

I’m starting to ramble and repeat myself so I should probably stop typing. I guess I’ll do some reflection today and try to figure out if there’s anything really undesirable about myself like this that I haven’t noticed…

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I watched the movie “Just Friends” with some friends and kept thinking of Mighty Godking. It’s pretty much the Internet Nice Guy in movie form. Unattractive “nice guy” has the hots for the hottest, most popular girl at school, who happens to have been his best friend for years. When he finally tells her, in no uncertain terms, she answers, in only-in-the-movies form, by hugging him and telling him that she loves him…like a brother. A cruel, deceptive way of giving bad news that in real life would only be possible with clear malice aforethought, but I guess if you’re a hack you have to build suspense somehow. Let’s pretend that scene didn’t happen because it’s completely unbelievable for her character.

The movie implies that he completely cuts his best friend out of his life for the crime of not having the hots for him. That’s pretty cruel, but kids can be cruel, so I’m gonna cut him some slack for his youth.

He comes back to town years later and he’s a physically attractive flashy record executive, superficially charming but whose interactions with women entirely consist of keeping out of “the friend zone” (so “former nice guy”). After some unnamed career disruption, she’s working her way through college by bartending and living with her parents. Huh. I detect a certain amount of schadenfreude on the part of the writer.

The movie comes to a head when he calls her out in front of an entire bar (her workplace), slut-shaming her for daring to sleep with other people in high school but not him. It’s deeply misogynistic, abusive shit. Of course, this being a deeply misogynistic movie, she never replies that her vagina is not a trophy men deserve for being “nice”, that she has a right to manage her own sex life according to her own preferences, or that pretending to be a person’s friend for years when you’re really just hoping to get something out of them, and then cutting them out of your life when you realize that their vagina (their only valuable feature, apparently) is off the table, is pretty much the opposite of nice.

Then he comes to his senses, apologizes, and…happily ever after. Until, you know, he doesn’t get his way in the next argument and the abusive misogynistic asshole comes back out to play.

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Salmo- problem? you mad?
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I agree with you, Jo. That post would have been so much better without expressions like ‘getting pussy’ or ‘being a twat’. Wtf? You want to come off as someone who’s aware of certain boys’/men’s disguised misogyny then don’t use misogynistic terms yourself.
‘Getting sex’ and ‘being an asshole’ would have sufficed to get your point across.
Also, I have to laugh about all of those ‘OMG, you’ll so not have a problem anymore getting laid’ and ‘I think you’re so haaawt’ nonsense, because pretending to be a feminist is, unfortunately, also often a ploy of the FNG (Faux Nice Guy) to get laid. Believe me, I met plenty of them telling me what they thought I wanted to hear and I instantly knew if they really meant it or were only talking out of their ass to impress me. The funny thing is that when they realized that their faux feminist rants didn’t lead me to immediately take off my clothes and ask them to have sex with me, they pretty quickly started showing their true colors.

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I agree with a few of the other people. It saddens me that this type of refutation is necessary. The cursing made you seem bitter but still nice refutation. (augh don’t curse at me too!!! hahaha).

Oh and nice point by Person of Consequence. I think popular media does tend to reinforce the idea that Nice Guys get the girl (which is usually wrong).

But To Zach. I wish I had your email address so I could actually respond to you but I know almost exactly how you feel. I would describe myself in nearly the same way. Just turned 21. Intelligent, cool, classy, slightly arrogant, etc. The only difference is that I have been on a few dates. Nothing past 2nd base hahaha but I’m not really worried about that. They were fun. And yeah I think our problem is that we are sometimes a bit too passive just like you were thinking and many other people noted.

yeah I have mostly girl friends and I can say, upon a little reflection, that most of them started out due to attraction and only evolved into friendships later after I got to know them better. So I think this relates back to what another person said. We are speaking different languages in that we do little actions that are hard to notice. Sometimes what is required is actually to just be blunt and come out and say something. I’m usually a quiet person but I’ve learned that being quiet seldom leads to being acknowleged. So make sure to make yourself heard when you need to be. Relationships almost never magically happen. There needs to be an initiator. And don’t be afraid to intiate early (before getting to know them well). Getting to know the girl on a date is a fine thing too ;).

And last thing since it appears I’ve also rambled a bit … if you are like me you almost exclusively talk to your female friends. Try to hang around them a bit less and talk to your guy friends a bit more or go out and find some. I think the change could be helpful. For example, you could talk about questions like the ones you just had.

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doesntmatter said on January 12th, 2012 at 8:54 pm

So funny how everbody jumps on the bandwagon an the females aplaud the author for being totally one sided and saying exactly what they want to hear, while he totally disregards the other side of the story, that some females indeed are bitches who just use males when they are in the need, e.g. if their asshole boyfriend dumped her again (because he just wanted sex and nothing more, and that was clear from the beginning for everyone except for her), perfectly knowing that the guy they are using is loner who wants a girlfriend (and sex, of course) and will do pretty much anything for her, and instead of saying “You? Never!” or just talking to another person they just throw him away after use and forget it. I mean, how can they NOT know that he of COURSE wants to fuck with her? That does not per se mean that he ONLY wants to fuck with her, but maybe talking and being nice to each other is not the only thing he is dreaming of… Then there are females that just tease males to ridicule them later. That makes one bitter indeed, doesn’t it? And then, if that bitter person complains, it is all HIS fault for being an asshole in the first place? Give me a brake, that is some flawed logic there, he only became a bitter asshole because of what happened, because females used and abused him. You say that being nice to get sex is creepy, but then you offer the author of this post relationships (and of course sex, a relationship without sex is not a “relationship” of the kind you were talking about when you said things like “marry me” or “i want to bone you for the next 15 years”) because he was nice and said what you want to hear, so what exactly is the difference? That he not indirectly stated that he want’s sex as a reward? Or in other words, that is Nice Guy facade is just more elaborate and well hidden so that you don’t see through it? Maybe he is of the same loser-type as the guy who wrote the rant but has just taken a different aproach by doing the opposite of what the Nice Guy Loner Jerk does, while his ultimate goals remain the same: Getting into a relationship and have sex. You all feel relieved that you can point to the guys and say “You are the assholes” while you yourself make mistakes, totally disregard his desires and are assholes yourselves, if you follow the kind of logic that is prevailing in this discussion. For example, if you are “stalked” by a guy who wants a relationship with you, you not always give him clear signals that you will never engage in such things with him, and hope that he will realise it sooner or later, while he does not, because he is terribly in love with you (and even if he only wants sex, good lord, you all sound like you have never felt the need for sex when sex wasn’t available. Oh, but i forgot, if a girl wants to fuck she just has to ask pretty much anybody if she is relatively good looking, and even if she is not good looking she can still ask around and on the fifth try or so she will get what she wants while a guy who asks for sex is just a perverted desire-driven asshole. Oh wait, did that sound bitter? Damn, I must be one mean kind of Former Nice Guy, I should better try to learn to communicate, and really be nice, not so cynic, that will help me, ok ok, maybe i should state clearly what i want instead of being passive-aggressive (oh shit, that would be sex first, relationship later, then that is not an option, dammit, my fault for having not the same priorities that are required to get sex, wich would be: Don’t desire Sex at any time, isn’t that really fucked up?)).

TL;DR: There are always two sides to a story, and it DOES matter if you are in a relationship and can talk down to people who are not, or if you are part of the folks which are not in a relationship and try like crazy to get into one only to see all their efforts crumble to dust. A rich man can lightly say that money does not really matter in life, while the poor man will certainly say the opposite. So don’t be so fucking full of yourselves because you were lucky and others were not.

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It seems more people now believe that a nice guy is just being nice to get sexual favors. I’ve been told by some women that they thought I was doing the same. I’m nice because it’s the decent thing to do. You may call me a sucker because, if you ask, I’ll most likely help you out with a problem or accompany you to some event but don’t accuse me of doin’ the duty for some booty. I’ve also been called a jerk for not helping. (They give me a ‘maybe’ when I ask them out on dates but then ask me for favors. I totally knew I was being used and I didn’t have the desire or the energy to go down that path.)

I don’t completely agree with the Craigslist poster but sometimes it’s just frustrating when I get “You’re a nice guy, but…” and then “He’s such a jerk, why can’t I find a nice guy?” every month after that. I don’t care if you’ve never asked that question but I have received it. I try not to think much about it but it always comes back to “Someone just like you but not you.”

I’m frustrated and confused. The long time spans between girlfriends are just unbearable. Should I be myself? Adapt and survive? What’s a guy to do?!

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The Realist said on April 4th, 2012 at 6:49 am

Wow, this article is even more absurd then the article it is written in response to (apparently). And talk about twisting words….the writer bases 90% of what he says based on so called “implied” claims that are non-existent and therefore, in reality, only made by himself.

I stopped reading sometime (then, later forced myself to continue) after the asinine comment: “I’m pretty sure they didn’t compare this Nice Guy to a puppy dog. People like having puppy dogs around. The puppy will be cute and love a woman unconditionally. The Nice Guy will do neither of these things”

Right. Because nice guys totally aren’t cute and certainly don’t love women unconditionally and they don’t follow women around……like lost puppy dogs………..Makes perfect sense.

I’m not entirely sure the writer has the mental capacity to realize that if a guy wasn’t one of those things…..he wouldn’t be a nice guy. Derp. In fact the writer seems to describe everything these so-called “nice guys” are not. That is, nice guys are are:

-Shallow
-Only looking for sex.
-Can’t stop staring at your tits
-Don’t really care to spend time with so called girls
-Don’t care about so-called girls.
-Rather be living in their mother’s basement playing wow
-Look at an overwhelming amount of porn.
-Never ever says what he wants or makes it clear.
-Nice guys are creeps
-Have no social skills, because clearly, people who we think are “nice” have no social skills…
-Again, this must be reiterated, nice guys only care about getting “pussy”.
-Fill the bar scene (LOL WUT?)
-Use the effects of alcohol to get girls to lower their standards……Yes, this most absolutely a “nice” thing and therefore is the quality of a nice guy. Makes perfect sense.
-Expect sex for anything and everything.
-Sexual intimacy is the only kind of intimacy (seriously the writer need to expand his perspective and visit France or something that should change his perception of physical intimacy).
-End up as date rapists.
-Also: Sex

After 10,000 ad hominems (which, granted, we all make), countless Tu quoques (the writer may need to use Google to understand the definitions of these terms) and arguments based off implied premises that simply aren’t there, it becomes reasonably and plainly self-evident: Everything that the writer describes is most certainly NOT what a nice guy is, completely destroying his argument. I don’t really need to refute any of his other arguments because that right there is the crack in his foundation that brings the whole thing down.

Furthermore; as always, but unsurprisingly, is it always disappointing to seeing the commenters just jump on the bandwagon. Even more disturbing, but again unsurprising, is the notion of how everyone die-hard defends the way society plays “The Game” instead of addressing how it probably “should” be done. So the nice guy thing doesn’t work. Obviously. It’ll rarely work for you. That’s how life is, that’s how society is, and that’s how we play the game. So if you don’t like it, too bad, it’s your problem, you’re the one in the fault, because apparently society can never be wrong on the way it plays in some part of our lives. Society is perfect; the way it does things is perfect. There’s nothing wrong with society, the problem is always and absolutely you. If you can’t see a problem with that mindset/attitude then I pity your intellectual level and your lack of discerning wisdom.

But ultimately I quote this saying to people, in a liberal sense, concerning this underlying issue: “Hate the game, don’t hate the players.” We are all stuck in this game. And if we so wish to be vessel of any sort of beneficial change we will not win people over or get there by hating the players.

And sometimes, in the rarest of occasions, certain individuals come to fully understand and accept this dilemma and its impact on us. Sometimes they withdraw themselves. They take a higher path of enlightenment and choose to remove themselves from this system entirely and therefore, ultimately the possibility of ever being “successful” by terms of being in a relationship, engaged, partnered or married. In a strictly religious sense one could argue this is why many people choose to join the monastery or nunnery, become monks and priests or generally vow a life of celibacy. Indeed, this is where the running jokes: “I give up, I’m joining the monastery/nunnery” comes from. Maybe thats what nice guys should do then? That way we’ll have some decent and finally “nice” guys in organized religion. Or not

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All this stuff about bashing nice guys to me is all part of the pathology of a particular kind Anglo-Saxon feminist woman. I don’t hear that kind of talk from women anywhere else in the world. What it really stems down to is that manly women have a preference for alphas, so in order to justify their preference for alpha men without saying it out loud–because they are ultimately too gutless, ironically enough, given the nature of their criticisms–they have to pretend that the nice guy is, in fact, a dishonest worm that pretends to be nice to you because he wants to have sex, which makes the rest of the men–i.e the men they really want–appear to be the desperate alternative.

It’s amazing how much self deception is occuring here. It’s important for men to realise that this is a cultural problem, and it’s these women that are messed up, not them.

Guys, take comfort in the fact that women around the world aren’t like this, it’s mostly just in the Anglosphere. You will have more success elsewhere, and no, it’s not because women are poor and desperate to leave their countries(typical feminist shaming response). Women appreciate nice guys in most of the European countries i’ve lived in, at least once they get to their mid 20’s, and the ‘friend zone’ doesn’t really exist because the categories are more fluid.

Most of the posters here sound ignorant to me. They probably haven’t lived outside of the Anglosphere, and therefore don’t realise how culturally specific this problem is, and have certainly not read widely, that’s for sure. They are just falling back on the same crass assumptions.

Feminists need to start reading philosophy to learn how to argue properly, and manginas defending them need to seriously grow up and start looking out for their own interests.

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Doesn’tmatter: “(oh shit, that would be sex first, relationship later, then that is not an option, dammit, my fault for having not the same priorities that are required to get sex, wich would be: Don’t desire Sex at any time, isn’t that really fucked up?)”

There seems to be an underlying assumption that a nice guy has particular traits that women do not want. As much as some deny it on here–‘oh a nice guy can be attractive too ‘etc etc’–there is an implication that a nice guy will generally not be attractive etc, hence the justification for labeling him creepy.

Women don’t label men they find physically attractive to be creepy in the vast majority of cases. Or the problem is the approach; the shy, ackward approach. But to me this also shows the kind of women that we are potentially dealing with living in countries like Canada/Australia/America/England etc. Why is it such a problem if a guy is shy? It’s interesting how men are still expected to live up to their gender role as far as courting is concerned isn’t it? You don’t see many people out there fighting to make things easier for us eh? Yet women continue to reap all the benefits from this ‘tradition’. They are only interested in questioning and/or dismantling ‘traditions’ that don’t suit their interests. Fairness has nothing to do with it.

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“ackward”

Awkward rather.

I’d prefer a little more consistency across the board with gender issues.

As for the author’s comments about bald men, research demonstrates that men with hair have are 5 times(+) more likely to date. If a man is short, the problem is even worse. Again, we are constantly told that women are judged for their appearance, yet men have more obvious disqualifiers that can remove them from the dating game for longer periods.

It’s perfectly acceptable for a woman to say that she wants a tall man with a full head of hair, but if a man says he wants a thin woman with full breasts, he is being sexist. and you wonder where the bitterness comes from? Why aren’t women encouraged to interrogate their own aesthetic preferences?

These nice guy rants are just part of a much bigger picture. The tip of the iceberg.

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The “Realist”:

tl;dr. You entirely missed the point. OBVIOUSLY THE GUY ISN’T NICE. That’s why it is stupid that he calls himself that. Way to miss a great article (bad word choices aside). You sound like a nice guy yourself.

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jks- please tell me you did not just compare hair and height to breast size and weight. please tell me you’re not blaming women for somehow magically turning these “nice” guys into douches. please tell me you’re not that big a logic-free, vile ignoramus.

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Here is a refreshing view of the other side of the issue, with a masterful deconstruction of the “Nice Guy Bashing” mentality of the article.

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Kill EM ALL said on November 7th, 2013 at 10:45 am

*Epiphany*

Oh my god, “nice guys” are self entitled predators spawned of Rape Culture!

*He takes long hard look in the mirror, loathes what he’s become, loads shotgun and kills himself. The gene pools quality increases dramatically by 42%*

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7 years later and nice guys are swallowing the red pill now.

Enjoy, ladies. 🙂

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Sigyn W. said on May 13th, 2014 at 8:30 pm

I found this a very entertaining spork. I shared it with my sisters, and they enjoy it, too! I hate Nice Guys™. I have a boyfriend and he’s gorgeous, snarky, sexy, and devastatingly alluring, and it doesn’t have much to do with his looks. Yes, he is good-looking, and yes, he does take care of himself, but I love him because he treats me well and doesn’t do passive-aggressive bullshit like this loser. Also, guess what? If he’s doing something I don’t particularly want to do, I don’t tag along. I wander off and do something else (like reading this awesome post!) until he’s done doing whatever he was doing and wishes to spend time with me. Whaaat? Isn’t that how it’s meant to be done?

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LOL – I wish there was a punctuation mark for sarcasm, just for this article.

One suggestion though, it was a tad difficult to immediately recognize the transition from post to criticism, maybe italics would help? Although I love the expanded spacing as the difference, I found myself having to go back and re-read segments after recognizing which speaker/poster each section was from.

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Patty Marvel said on May 28th, 2014 at 1:10 pm

This is fucking awesome.

I stumbled across this while reading some #YesAllWomen – related posts and have shared this on Twitter. This misogyny-inspired entitlement-ist needs to stop. AND the phrase “Fuck Switch” should be used far and wide.

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“Then in a fit of desperation (because she is too damaged to support herself) manages to convice some other Nice Guy ™ that she is actually a worthwhile person (and not some worn out slut), who marries her and supports her and her bastards while she bangs the mailman…. Good guess?”

I take it that you call promiscuous men “worn out sluts” as well? If you’re going to apply a label based on behavior, you might want to objectively apply it to all who qualify.

Not to say that labels are anything to be regarded or important.

“that some females indeed are bitches who just use males when they are in the need, e.g. if their asshole boyfriend dumped her again (because he just wanted sex and nothing more, and that was clear from the beginning for everyone except for her), perfectly knowing that the guy they are using is loner who wants a girlfriend (and sex, of course) and will do pretty much anything for her, and instead of saying ‘You? Never!'”

“Women” don’t do this. You know who does? Assholes. Assholes use people, and that behavior isn’t magically linked to genitalia.

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IMW said: One suggestion though, it was a tad difficult to immediately recognize the transition from post to criticism, maybe italics would help?

The quoted bits are in bold. Is that not showing up for you?

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Monique said on May 28th, 2014 at 6:44 pm

The phenomenon of self-described “nice guys” insisting that all women are horrible, manipulative bitches who only like assholes begs the question;

Maybe you guys who think you’re so nice are the one attracted to assholes?

Women who are shallow and only go out with tall, rich, handsome men probably do exist, but I’ve never interacted with them because I avoid assholes, whatever their gender. Personally, as a woman I’ve never dated an asshole. I’ve been physically attracted to good-looking assholes, but since I prefer to interact with nice people, I’ve ended up exclusively dating non-rich, average-looking ACTUALLY nice guys (as opposed to self-described “nice,” which often means a martyr complex). I am not rich or super attractive myself, but I am a nice person, or at least I try to be, and I’m not in some kind of ridiculous dream world where people are the star of the show and “deserve” people better looking than themselves. If you find you are only meeting horrible shallow people, you really need to look at your criteria and whether you are only lusting after people who have bought into the idea that appearances and money are everything, perhaps because those women who believe that appearances are everything tend to spend a lot of time on their appearance and be more “hot” than average?

My husband started out as a guy friend, and I even encouraged him to ask out his long-time crush, who turned out to have already found a boyfriend. We were both emotionally supportive of each other, had a good bit in common, I thought he was reasonably cute but a little young for me (when we first met I was 23 and he was 19) so I had mentally put him in the “friend zone.” But after we’d been friends a while he told me he was in love with me. He didn’t wait months or even weeks pining about it, or pretending to be just friends while secretly resenting me for not reading his mind, he just told me the truth! And I pondered for a few days whether our age difference was going to be too big a deal, then decided he was really such a good person and friend that I’d be stupid not to at least go out with him. That was eleven years ago, we’ve been married 7 years now.

Moral of the story; actually nice guys who talk honestly to women find love. Thinking of yourself as nice doesn’t count as being nice, you have to actually act nice to people. And people of both genders who are shallow assholes are likely to end up with other shallow assholes, but you’re stupid and shallow yourself if you begrudge them each other.

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“They are after me all the time to show me how I cleft a gerund, it makes them fucking swoon, it does.”

Wait, what is the ‘cleft gerund’ here? Isn’t this just a run-on sentence (x2) with ‘fucking’ as an adjective not a gerund? Or are the grammar skills on display here so Mad I cannot comprehend?

Let me know please?

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[…] In fact, in most of their movies, these women are their reward for being heroic or owning up for something stupid they did. These ladies will always eventually forgive them and settle for them because that’s the message Hollywood has become accustomed to sending: you are entitled to a beautiful woman that loves you and will forgive you for everything if you’re a “Nice Guy” in the end. […]

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“7 years later and nice guys are swallowing the red pill now.
Enjoy, ladies. :)”
Awww, look at the bitter little failure who doesn’t have the balls to be honest about his intentions, trying to sound all edgy. 🙂

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Nathalie said on July 29th, 2014 at 1:24 am

Fantastic !! Reading this made me feel so much better about how I felt about those ‘nice guys’ and being told all my life that I should like them that way and give them a chance… You’ve put into words what my gut was feeling… Totally awesome !!

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I know I’m entering, “Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!” territory but that just REEKS of something a socially inept guy in his late teens/early 20’s wrote.

Considering he’s probably in his mid-20’s/early 30’s now, I hope he can look back on it and cringe at what a complete asshole he sounds like.

I’d like a time machine too so I can find out who wrote this, go back in time and punch him in the face a couple times.

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Seriously? This much hostility for what is effectively a frustrated shy dude who’s scared of rejection? Listening to these feminists (Including the OP) You’d think they were the freaking spawn of Satan instead of how the rest of the world sees them, as guys who are just a little misguided. You thin he’s supposed to be happy he never gets laid? Being unhappy or angry at woman for not sleeping with him in no way implies that he believes women are obligated to. He never said women MUST sleep with him. That’s you making a strawman of his position born of projecting your bias on him. You talk as if these people are axe murderers in the making based on nothing but your own irrational hatred and fear. Is it because you have to demonize him in order to justify choosing the edgier guy instead of the nice guy you claim to want? The only difference between “nice guy” and “Nice Guy” is that one was socially confident enough to take the chance and face the possibility of rejection. It’s easy to say from a position of having never needed to face rejection that this Nice Guy’s just a creepy cowardly passive aggressive loser. Yeah lets insult the Nice Guy and tell him to kill himself because he lacked confidence that the lowercase “nice guy” had! When you see the dude bending over backwards for you, obviously motivated by desire, and yet you arrogantly tell him your friendship should be its own reward while treating him like shit by calling him a creepy loser behind his back. Calling people who dare disagree with this artice and criticise it and the feminists, “Nice Guys” themselves, is an Ad Hominem fallacy, marginalization, and just plain douchebaggery.

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TBM, are you serious? He literally said flat out that he expected physical intimacy for being “nice”. It’s not even left as implied. He’s not shy or afraid of rejection. He’s got an unhealthy view of women and relationships, and isn’t willing to bother looking any further. He’s fine blaming women for it, instead of bothering to go “Hey, they’re people. Maybe I should actually treat them that way.” That also goes for avoiding the attractive assholes of the female variety. The validity of if they were or not is called into question by the fact he wasn’t sincere from the get go.

Let me ask you, if a woman was hanging around you and being nice, expecting you to give her money in return, would that be attractive? Would that be “nice”? Would she be sympathetic? No, she’d be a deceitful jerk. Same goes for ANY relationship built on deception.

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Piranhtachew said on December 23rd, 2016 at 5:29 pm

‘You valued the aloof boyfriend more than the attentive “just-a”-friend.’ Did anyone else have Biz Markie’s ” You’ve Got What I Need” in their heads when reading that?

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Canis Majoris said on December 12th, 2022 at 4:52 pm

Wow MGK, after reading this, I honestly felt bad for you! I honestly hope your feminazi overlord (if you have one) let you sleep on the couch when she read this and not in the doghouse like most of the other nights! You sounded really desperate in bashing men to the extreme so that she will be appeased – or at least not displeased!

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