Obama: “Hey, guess what: I’m a liberal, and you fucking love it, don’t you, you independent voters and crossover Republicans. Oh, yes you do. You know it. That’s right, cheer me as I promise to be explicitly pro-labour. Cheer for daddy. Uh huh.”
McCain: “It doesn’t matter whether the Democrats choose Clinton or Obama, because they are both evil soul-sucking vampires offering fake champagne promises and cut-rate, government caviar dreams. Only vaguely libertarian promises can lead us to the promised land, where terrorists die with a wave of magic fingers.”
Clinton: “I’m still here! Really! Twenty-five-percent margins of defeat? I see none of these things. So what if the other guy won women voters by nearly twenty percent tonight? I have mandates, people! Mandates!“
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You forgot…
Ron Paul: I’m Not Dead Yet! I’m Getting Better!
🙂
Actually, Ron Paul’s more of a “I’m still bat**** crazy! Keep unconditionally supporting me, denizens of the series of tubes!”
I really hope a book comes out of the Clinton campaign. I have the sneaking suspicion it would be wonderful tale of self-destruction.
You also forgot Huckabee.
“You can have this primary when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”
You have to respect Hillary’s sticktuitiveness, at least?
…yeah, that seems about right.
I’m kind of surprised that Bill Clinton didn’t hold off on endorsing Hillary to hedge his bets.
Well, at least you can’t say that we don’t put on a good show.
“You have to respect Hillary’s sticktuitiveness, at least?”
You know, it’s funny, they never say that about LaRouche.