It’s a sign of how far the internet has dragged me down that my only reaction was “Huh, that’s not bad, at least he’s not expecting fecal play or anything.”
Either MGK reads Fleshbot or Fleshbot reads MGK. Or, you know, they both saw the same CL post or someone linked it to them. But it’s more fun to directly involve the porn blog.
OK now that I got that out of my system…. all I can say is wow and curse MGK for inflicting this upon me, but that is OK that only means I can inflict it upon my friends. I think this person should be purged from the gene pool lest he inflict a spawn upon the human race, then again I think that about alot of people.
After I regained consciousness, the first thing I did was sent this to a Muppet loving friend of mine. Twenty minutes later, I recieved a voice mail, and all she said was “You Bastard.”
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That sick bastard has broken my dreams. I’m changing my name to Rocky Racoon so that I can shoot his legs off.
It’s a sign of how far the internet has dragged me down that my only reaction was “Huh, that’s not bad, at least he’s not expecting fecal play or anything.”
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The sound of terror that slipped past my lips is beyond my ability to transcribe into words.
*vomits in mouth*
So I suppose that makes this post Gonzo Journalism.
*RUNS LIKE HELL*
Either MGK reads Fleshbot or Fleshbot reads MGK. Or, you know, they both saw the same CL post or someone linked it to them. But it’s more fun to directly involve the porn blog.
*Starts projectile vomiting.*
OK now that I got that out of my system…. all I can say is wow and curse MGK for inflicting this upon me, but that is OK that only means I can inflict it upon my friends. I think this person should be purged from the gene pool lest he inflict a spawn upon the human race, then again I think that about alot of people.
You know, if I had to describe my feelings toward this in one word, “YAGHUIUUUGHHHAGH” is probably that word. Way to sum it up!
Today is the day my innocence died.
After I regained consciousness, the first thing I did was sent this to a Muppet loving friend of mine. Twenty minutes later, I recieved a voice mail, and all she said was “You Bastard.”
Meh,
The Muppets were tainted for me the first time I watched Peter Jackson’s early movie, “Meet the Feebles”
Good sweet christ on a cracker! WHAT THE FECK? I HATE THE WORLD NOW!
There is no emoticon for this.
Well, technically there is an emoticon, but it was banned by the Geneva convention.
I’m not one to be judgmental about people because of their fetishes or anything…but I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 😀
And Will, your anecdote about sending it to your Muppet fan friend is going to keep me going for another 10 minutes at least.
Muppet Furry Fetishests? MUPPET? FURRY!? FETISHESTS!?!
DIE INTERNET DIE!!!
“Must be able to speak in a falsetto voice and refer to me as ‘Kermie’.”
this is the strangest “Why I Should Write the Legion” out there…
What a bunch of squares y’all are.
Eh. Let the man have his fetish.