PICK JOKE:
1.) There is as yet no study about whether allowing men to watch sporting events likewise reduces risk of breast cancer, but I shall be sure to keep an eye out.
2.) Once again, SCIENCE HATES LESBIANS.
3.) The study also says that they have to swallow, so guys, remember, if you want to come on a girl’s face, it’s officially now a health risk for her. (As well as for you if she tries to hit you with something because you didn’t ask first.)
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In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years,
…. suspected of? What in the hell does that mean, exactly?
Laurie, it’s an old internet hoax. It’s funny, but that’s all.
Okay ladies, who wants to get healthy?
*drops pants*
“But hunny, I’m doing this for you!”
Do you need to make a follow-up joke about what is already a bad joke?
Or is the Bud Light Research Institute out of material?
It’s a FAAAAAAKE!
It’s pretty good, but it’s not as good as that “Outbreak of zombism in Cambodia” BBC mockup that I can’t seem to track down a damn copy of now that I need to reference it.
Alas.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
Nice try, sir. Nice try.
Let me see…putting a cock in your vajayjay can increase your risk of cervical cancer, but putting a cock in your mouth can help reduce your risk of breast cancer. Hmmmm. Decisions, decision.
Maybe I should just start smoking.
“Maybe I should just start smoking.”
That can give you cervical cancer too.
Oh, you mean using your mouth. Ok.
No but seriously, I once read a paper about how indian prostitutes often side-swallow their customers’ condoms and get lung infections, so be careful.
Ilan, it’s either this or more SYTYCD commentary. I, for one, welcome it.