I never, ever want to see dancin’ Sex on my television ever again. Hey, remember season two? When you said you didn’t want psycho fame-whores on your dancing show? What happened to that? Why do I now have to watch not only Sex, but also a subpar Dmitri the Lover wannabe jumping up and down?
What happened to the good auditions in Seattle? I mean, you put twenty people through to choreography on day one; surely some of them must have done some small bit of dancing that was worth watching and worth putting on television. This isn’t Idol. Watching people dance badly isn’t fun; it’s just painful. Watching you mug for the camera while you watch the bad dancers isn’t fun either. PS: it’s not fun when you mispronounce people’s names for a laugh either.
(Also: watching Philip Chbeeb and Ariel dance together made me think that he’s desperately in love with her and she thinks they’re really great friends.)
(Also 2: Adam Shankman is awesome, and I forever forgive him for all the terrible movies he’s directed.)
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Last night’s show was substantially less fun than the Miami/Memphis auditions. But even those had a good bit of “let’s put this loser on because they’re a loser”. I kept flipping between the Seattle try-outs and CSI episode about bondage-gone-wrong #378.
Sex asking his mother’s permission before participating in the “Dance Battle” was maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
As always, I’m glad the audition shows are over. I understand that the auditions are part of the Kabuki-like ritual of TV reality talent competitions, but they’re always so stupid and pointless. I just want to get to the good stuff.
The sexual tension between Phillip Chbeeb and Arielle Coker is fascinating! Ugh, so awkward but adorable!
She’s obviously cuter than him, but he has a real following in the popping community and therefore has some cred. I think she’d hit it if he stopped pulling faces and made a move. Go for it, Phillip!
Also, I am a girl.
Karen: Would never have guessed.
Wait, there’s a person on the show named Sex?
Because while that’s the only way that first paragraph makes any sense, it simply opens up a gateway to a world of non-Euclidian what the fuck.
God damn. “Sex” is 35. It’s an insult to the actual auditioning public when they bring in an oaf who doesn’t even qualify. Beyond this, why would they give him to anyone as a partner? I hope that poor girl had immunity because he could have really fucked her over.
On an unrelated note, having seen many parts of the “choreography” round, doesn’t it look like shit? I mean, in the past, the choreography round hasn’t been hard to watch, but, jesus, Lauren, why? How? Having never been a Lauren fan of any sort, I feel no need to sugarcoat my suspicion that everyone else was busy and she was just the person who got farthest that they could contract for a couple of days without conflict. Everyone else was doing real work. One day someone told Nigel they could get an artistically relevent top x
Non-Euclidian WTF is as good a description as any I’ve ever heard. Technically, he is a person, but it is not the first word that comes to my mind. Or even the thirty-fifth.